⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

The inconveniencing {Part.4}

⚠️{Your POV}

Wendy: "What do they want from us...?"

[Y/N]: "Our dead bodies and souls..." I bluntly said.

They then just look at me oddly as I just make a wicked grin.

Dipper: "Maybe, revenge, I guess...?"

Wendy: "Then what did we do wrong...?" She questioned.

Dipper: "Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. Why were each person taken: Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, Lee was being sarcastic, it doesn't make any sense!" He blabbed.

[Y/N]: "I don't know, those are all just normal teenage things..." I replied in a sarcastic tone with an bored; unimpressed look.

Wendy: "Yeah!" She agreed.

Dipper: "Wait. [Y/N], say that last part again..."

[Y/N]: "Huh? Normal teenage things...?"

Dipper: "Of course! Stay here until I get back!" He gleefully said while crawling out of the freezer.

Wendy: "Dude, what are you doing?!"

[Y/N]: "Oi! Get back here Pine Tree!!"

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Dipper: "Hey ghost!" He called out.

(Pa)Mabel then twist their head around to face Dipper; they then turn the rest of their body towards him.

Dipper: "I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager!" He shouted.

Pa then drops everything that's floating and appears holding Mabel by her hair with Ma by his side.

Pa: "Hohoho! Well why didn't you say so...?" He cheerfully replied as he drops Mabel into a pile of candy.

Mabel then screams as she falls in the pile. Once she'd landed, she rubs her head with a slight groan in pain.

Pa: "How old did you say you were...?"

Dipper: "I'm......" He started hesitantly.

Dipper: "...I'm twelve, technically not a teen..." He reluctantly said.

Ma: "When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store!" She distastefully said.

Pa: "Always sassafrassin' costumers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!" He added.

⚠️Flashbacks to the day Pa and Ma died; Pa is narrating:

Pa: "So we decided to up and ban them...!"

Pa places a sign labeled 'NO TEENS' on the store window.

Pa: "...but they retaliated with this new fangled rap music..."

Ma: "The lyrics, they were so, hateful!" She exclaimed as she hugged Pa.

90's teens music: "Homework's whack, and so are rules! Tuckin' in you're shirt's for fools!" It said as the teens danced to it.

Pa: "NO!" He furiously shouted in rage.

Ma    : "It was so shocking, we were stricken down with double heart attacks!"

Ma and Pa then clutch their chests and collapse on the ground falling limp; as they're dead now.

⚠️The flashback ends.

Ma: "That's why we hate teenagers so much! Don't we, honey...?" She brightly said as she nuzzles her nose with Pa.

Dipper: "...but they're my friends, isn't there anything I can do to, help them...?" He questioned.