Dipper vs. Manliness{Part.4}

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⚠️{Mabel's POV}

Soos then appears beside me; holding the most delicious sandwich I've ever seen.

Soos: "Sup, hambone..." He asked.

He then chews on his sandwich.

Mabel: "Wha'd'you think...?" I asked him.

Soos: "AAAAAAHHHH!!!" He screamed as he throws his sandwich in the air and runs out of the shack, leaving the door swinging on its hinges.

I then sigh.

Mabel: "This is going to take some really great training music..." I declared as I hold up a CD labeled 'Training Mix', puts it in a CD player and press play.

The music starts and I begin to do my bedazzling dance moves as Grunkle Stan scratched his back.

Cut to Manotaurs and Dipper  in a hot spring, while [Y/N] is busy crafting.

⚠️{Your POV}

Dipper: "Guys, I just wanna say that these last few hours have been...I-I feel like there's really been some growth..."

Clark: "I have a growth!"

Dipper: "Clark, you are hilarious today!"

Clark just clicks his tongue.

Dipper: "It's just you guys took us under your wing and we've just been supportive, right [Y/N]...?" He asked as he turned his head towards [Y/N].

[Y/N]: "Yea yea, what you just said..." I muttered as I sharpened a stick with a pocket knife.

I then feel a sharp pain in my throat, but I just ignore it and cough a bit.

Chutzpar: "Oh, stop..." He said as he made a hand gesture.

Dipper: "No, you know what? You really have been. I think I feel like I'm finally becoming a man here..." He proudly said.

[Y/N]: "Yea! Same here! (Cough)!" I happily shouted as I waved my now transformed spear in the air.

Chutzpar: "Not yet, Destructor and Terrorizor. One final task remains. The deadliest trial of all..." He informed.

Dipper: "We've survived forty-nine other trials. Whatever it is, bring it on!" He shouted.

Manotaurs and [Y/N]: "YEAH!!" We all shouted in unison.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{MAN cave}

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

A Manotaur lights a torch as Chutzpar licks a tattoo and applies it to [Y/N] and Dipper's arms.

For Dipper, it reads 'Rad Dude' and the other says 'Too Cool'. For [Y/N], it read 'Powerful one' and the other one says 'Manly God'.

The Mystery duo stand up tall as the first row of Manotaurs kneel before them. [Y/N] giggles a bit.

[Y/N]: "Yes, kneel before me peasants...!" He said with an evil grin as Dipper looks at him weirdly from the corner of his eyes.

The back row of the Manly Manotaurs take out bones and plays on the heads of the front row of Manotaurs like drums.

Chutzpar: "Behold our leader, Leaderaur!"

Two Manotaurs standing in front; part away from each other and an old, hunched Manotaur walks out.

Old Manotaur: "Rum te tum tum......" He hummed.

Dipper: "Is he like the oldest, or wisest, or...?"

[Y/N] then chuckles.

[Y/N]: "He looks ridiculous..." He mocked with a grin.

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