⚠️{Headhunters}⚠️

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⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

The Mystery twins and [Y/N] were in the living room, watching a show on television called 'Duck-tective'.

The shows features a constable and a duck detective standing next to a telephone booth that has limbs of an unseen dead person sticking out. While watching the television program, Mabel knits a new sweater,  Dipper eats popcorn from a bowl and [Y/N] sitting on top of the backrest of the chair. Mabel reaches for some popcorn, but Dipper slaps her hand.

⚠️Cut to TV.

Constable: "I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident..."

Duck-tective: -An accident, constable? Or is it...Murder?!-

Constable: "What?!"

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TV announcer: "Duck-tective will return after these messages..."

⚠️ Cut back to twins and [Y/N].

Mabel then drops her sweater and gasps.

Mabel: "That duck is a genius!"

Dipper: "Eh, it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground..."

Mabel: "Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective...?"

Dipper: "Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating..."

He then sniffs.

Dipper: "... an entire tube of toothpaste...?!"

Her mouth covered in sparkling toothpaste.

Mabel: "It was so sparkly......"

Soos then runs in.

Soos: "Hey, dudes, you'll never guess what I found!"

Dipper: "Buried treasure!"

Mabel: "Buried—" She then cuts herself and pushes Dipper playfully.

'I thought they were gonna say a buried body' [Y/N] thought to himself.

Mabel: "Hey, I was gonna say that!"

Soos then leads the twins and [Y/N] to a door.

Soos: "So, I was cleaning up, when I found this secret door, hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy bonkers creepy!"

He opens the door.

The room is filled with several different wax sculptures.

Dipper then shines a flashlight around.

Dipper: "Whoa! It's a secret wax museum!"

Mabel: "They're so life-like..."

[Y/N] then points to Stan.

[Y/N]: "Except for that one..."

Stan: "Hello!"

Soos and the twins scream in surprise while [Y/N] just laughs at them.

⚠️{Your POV}

Grunkly guy then chuckles.

Stan: "It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!"

QM and Mystery twins scream even louder as I manically laugh.

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