⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

Dipper vs. Manliness {Part.2}

⚠️{Your POV}

Lazy Susie then comes and puts the food on the table.

Lazy Susan: "Food!"

[Y/N]: "Yes!"

Stan: "Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean, I mean uh honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow..."

Lazy Susan: "Ha ha! Silly!"

Lazy Susan: "Silly man......" She said as she was walking away.

Mabel: "What was that about...?" She questioned.

[Y/N]: "Yea..."

Stan: "Nothing. I don't wanna talk about it. Talk about what? Why is this table wet...?"

Mabel: "Wait just a second. I think I have an idea happening here. You......."

Stan: "No!"

Mabel: "...and her......"

Stan: "Stop it!"

Mabel: "AAAHH!"

Stan: "Oh boy..."

[Y/N]: "Huh...?"

Mabel: "You have a thing for Lazy Susan! You do have a soft side!"

[Y/N]: "That's disgusting..." I quietly muttered to himself.

Grunkly guy then puts his finger over her mouth.

Stan: "Keep it down, will ya?! Alright I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me. But I've been out of the game for so long I wouldn't know where to start. I mean, look at her. She's so classy..." He said in a hushed tone.

Lazy Susan: "Spin, ya dumb pies, spin!" She shouted as she the spinning pie trolley.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, you are a cranky, gross, weird old man. But we will get Lazy Susan to like you because nothing is stronger than the power of—"

Stan: "Love...?" He cut her off.

Mabel: "Mabel. To victory!" She exclaimed as she proceeds to drink the salad dressing.

[Y/N]: "I'm gonna go, I'm not cut out for this love stuff..." He said as he got up and started leaving the Diner.

⚠️{Dipper's POV}

I was busy walking down the down the streets of the town.

Dipper: "Not manly enough, stupid diner, stupid lumberjack......" I muttered angrily to myself.

I then get sprayed by water.

Shrief Blubs: "Another hydrant destroyed. It's a gosh dang mystery..."

Deputy Durland: "Wanna take off our uniforms and run around in circles...?"

Blubs: "Quit readin' my mind..." He uttered with his shirt off.

They both start running around with their shirts off and screaming in delight. I back up and bump into someone.

Unnamed scout lady: "Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman..."

Dipper: "Oh what? Are you saying I'm not a 'male man?' Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male? I'm not a man? Is that—is that what you're getting at...? I said; without noticing the tears in my eyes.

Scout lady: "Are you crying...?" She worriedly asked.

I try not to cry and just run off in to the woods. I then find a place to and sit down by a tree.

Dipper: "2...3...4..." I counted as I toss the branch aside and look in my shirt.

Dipper: "No chest hair yet..." I sadly muttered.