⚠️ Land Before Swine⚠️

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A car was driving past a billboard with Gideon's face on it.

Next to the billboard is Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs' squad car. The speed of the car diving by is 99 miles per hour, however, the two officers were oblivious to this.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Blubs: "Focus, Deputy. Remember your training. Easy...easy......"

Durland was trying to do a children's maze game.

Blubs: "You're almost there!"

Durland somehow skips the treasure chest and lands into the mouth of the shark on the game.

Durland: "Dang it! I almost got the treasure!"

Blubs: "The time we spend together is treasure enough..." He then goes on a rumbling, but soon stops when he notices something.

Blubs: "Hey, you feel that...?"

A huge claws come and rip the roof off the car.

Durland: "Reckon' we should report that..."

Blubs: "...or go for a ride in our new convertible!"

They both then scream and shout with joy as they drove off.

Stan was giving a tour to a bunch of tourists on the Mystery cart.

Stan: "Ladies and gentlemen! Continuing our Mystery Tour you'll see the world famous Outhouse of Mystery! I got stuck in there once!"

Boy: "Could I go to the bathroom...?" He politely asked.

Stan: "Save all questions until after the tour...."

Boy sighs and as the cart hits a large bump and he sighs again.

Stan: "...and up ahead if you look really closely, everybody get your cameras you're gonna wanna see this..."

⚠️{Mabel's POV}

I was with Waddles and Biscuit, looking out the window to the beautiful outside world with them.

Mabel: "Finally, Waddles and Biscuit, we have the whole house to ourselves! What do you think? Dance party...?"

Waddles oinks as Biscuit let's out a squeak.

Mabel: "I'm not hearing any no's!"

I flip the sign from open to closed, turn on the volume of the radio, and the words 'CRITTER DANCE PARTY' appear.

I dance by herself and with the two adorable animals as they eat popsicles off the floor.

I squish Waddles' face and Pat Biscuit's head.

We then wear sunglasses and take a bunch pictures, eat books and dance on the floor and table.

Mabel: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes.....yes...."

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Mabel falls on the ground and Waddles along with Biscuit lick her fingers.

Mabel: "Uh oh! Cuddle time!" 

The two animals come over and cuddle with her.

Mabel: "Waddles, Biscuit, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world and you're my favourite squirrel Biscuit..." She yawns and falls asleep.

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