⚠️Boyz Crazy⚠️

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On the gift shop's security feed of Stan talking to a customer. Wendy and Dipper were busy doing a voice over of what they say.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Dipper: "Do you have this T-shirt in my size...?" He voiced the tourist.

Wendy: "I have something even better! Behold: My butt!" She voiced Stan.

Dipper and Wendy laugh, the latter is holding a packet of chips.

Dipper: "I could play this game forever..." He whispered.

Wendy: "What'd you say...?"

Dipper: "Coughing! I was coughing! Those weren't words!" He said as Wendy laughed.

Mabel: "This is fun, what you two have..."

[Y/N]: "Mhm..."He he hummed with a small frown on his face.

Dipper: "Mabel? [Y/N]? How long have you guys been standing there...?"

[Y/N]: "Don't worry about that...."

Mabel: "Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance! Do-do-do-do-do......"

Dipper: "Oh, no! She got into the Smile Dip again!"

[Y/N]: "The wha...now...?"

Mabel: "Wrong one-thousand! It's because today is the greatest day of my life!"

Mabel throws a calendar at Dipper's face and he yelped.

Mabel: "Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!"

Dipper: "Ugh. Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late...?"

[Y/N]: "Hahaha..."

⚠️Well, now a music video of Sev'ral Timez performing 'Cray Cray' is playing.

Sev'ral Timez: "Oh oh ooh, Girl, you got me ackin' so cray cray

//CRAY CRAY

//You tell me that you won't be my ba-bay

//We're not threatening!

⚠️Back to your reality.

Mabel is now standing posed with her arms crossed.

Dipper: "Mabel, you know all those boy bands are fake, right...?"

Mabel just ignored her brother and has started dancing.

Wendy: "Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry..."

Mabel: "You're making my dance sad......"

She stops dancing as [Y/N] snorts.

[Y/N]: "There's probably a machine that mass-produces them..."

Wendy: "Oh ho, or maybe the boys are grown from pods..."

Dipper, [Y/N] and  Wendy bursts into laughter.

[Y/N]: "Yeah, pods, totally!"

Mabel: "You guys can't ruin this for me. Mabel's got back up!"

Grenda and Candy then enter the shop.

Grenda: "Hey guys!"

Candy: "Woot-woot!"

Mabel: "Who's ready for the greatest night of our lives? How many times am I gonna love ya...?"

Mabel, Grenda and Candy: "Several times!"

The three laugh and run off and [Y/N] chases after them while shouting out their names.

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