⚠️The Legend of the Gobblewonker⚠️

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⚠️{Your POV}

I was sitting with Pine tree and Shooting star at the table during breakfast.

Mabel: "Are you ready for the ultimate challenge...?"

Dipper: "I'm always ready!"

Mabel: "Then you know what this means!"

Mabel, Dipper & [Y/N]: "Syrup race!"

They tilt their syrup bottles back and the syrup slowly starts to drip into their mouths

Mabel & Dipper: "Ahhh!"

Mabel: "Go, Sir Surup!"

Dipper: "Go, Mountie Man!"

[Y/N]: "Go! Go! Go!" I chanted.

I'm not really chanting for any of them, I'm just doing it for fun.

Mabel: "Almost... almost..."

She taps the bottom of her bottle and the syrup drips onto her tongue.

Mabel: "Yes! (Coughs) I won! (Coughs)" she happily shouted.

I then see Pine tree pick up and reads  a newspaper.

Dipper: "Ho ho, no way! Hey guus, check this out..."

I quickly run over to Dipper with Shooting star as we both look at ad in newspaper.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

[Y/N]: "Human-sized hamster balls...?"

Mabel then gasps

Mabel: "I'm human-sized!"

Dipper: "No, no guys. This..."

He points to a monkey photo contest ad.

Dipper: "We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we...?"

Mabel: "Nope, just memories. And this beard hair..."

[Y/N]: "...and this GNOME hand..." He said while it got out of his grasp and crawled under his beanie.

Dipper: "Ah! What the—! Anyway.  Why did you guys save those...?"

They shrug and makes an "I dunno" sound.

Stan: "Good morning, knuckleheads. You two, besides [Y/N], know what day it is...?"

Dipper: "Um... Happy anniversary...?"

Mabel: "Mazel tov!"

Stan then hits Dipper's head with a newspaper.

Stan: "It's Family Fun Day, genius!"

He then walks over to the fridge and gets out some milk.

Stan: "We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know..."

He then sniffs the milk.

Stan: "...bonding-type deals..."

Stan: "Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last bonding day...?"

⚠️Flashback to Dipper,Mabel and [Y/N] helping Grunkle Stan make counterfeit money.

Stan: "You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman!"

He then hears police sirens.

Stan: "Uh-oh..."

⚠️Cut to present.

Mabel then shudders.

Mabel: "The county jail was so cold..."

Stan: "All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car...?"

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