⚠️The Time Traveler's Pig⚠️

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The Mystery fair, probably one of the most exciting event to be held at the Mystery Shack, but it seems that the big special event hasn't started, well that expected since it's undergoing some construction at the moment.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan: "There she is, Mabel; the cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense..."

Dipper screams, along with [Y/N] laughs can be heard from above Mabel and Stan. Then the two boys come falling down in a tram car.

Dipper: "I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones..."

[Y/N] then laughs.

[Y/N]: "Let's do that again!" He happily exclaimed.

Stan: "Ha ha, these guys. Alright, alright. I've got a job for you three..." He says as he pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with the letter A+ on them.

Stan: "... I've printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit..."

He then hands them to Dipper, who gives some to sister and bestie.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, is that legal...?"

[Y/N]: "Pffft—probably not..." He muttered mostly to himself.

Stan: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along...?"

Soos was seen using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank.

Soos: "Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines..."

Stan then knocks on the target and the seat barely moves.

Stan: "Ha, you've got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!" He proudly shouted with a cocky grin.

Soos: "Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon..."

Stan: "Ah. Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing..." He asked as he digs around in a toolbox.

Soos: "Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it..."

Stan: "Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids..."

He then continues to dig in the toolbox until an idea clicked in his head. He then walks over to [Y/N].

Stan: "Hey kid, do you got a screwdriver I can use? Since y'know, you have this weird thing of pulling objects out of nowhere..."

[Y/N]: "Oh yeah! I have one right here Grunkly guy...!" He exclaimed as Stan cringed at the weird nickname.

The yellow sweater kid then clicks his fingers and a screwdriver appears in his hands.

Stan: "What the? How did yo—" He was then cut of by the little boy infront of him.

[Y/N]: "Look here Stan, I will give you the screwdriver under one condition..." He said.

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