⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

Land Before Swine{Part. 3}

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"Everyone laugh or I'll murder you..."
~Stephen

". . .why do I also say this to my friends as well. . . ?"
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⚠️{Dipper's POV}

Dipper & Soos: "Yes! Yeah! That's genius!"

Stan: "...or, you know, we could just call it a day, maybe hit the pool haul, or—" He soon stops as we all stare at him.

Stan: "Yeah! Let's go... save Woggles, Bishop and Psycho kid!"

Mabel: "Waddles, Biscuit and [Y/N]..."

Stan: "Him too..."

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Somewhere in Gravity Falls}

Soos was spraypainting the words 'PTERODACTYL MOBILE' on the side of a pickup truck.

Soos: "All right! That p-terodactyl" he said as he pronounces the 'p'.

Soos: "...won't know what hit him!"

Dipper: "Ha! It's pterodactyl..."

Soos: "Actually, no one knows how to pronounce it because nobody was alive back in dinosaur days, so uh......" He straps cage to truck and nearly gets run over.

Soos: "Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there!" He laughs.

Soos: "Wow..."

Dipper: "Mabel. We've got to talk. This is a really high-stakes mission and I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one. I love the guy, but sometimes he messes stuff up..."

Mabel: "What? Since when...?"

⚠️Flashback.

Soos was sweeping in the Mystery Shack.

He knocked over a crystal ball, which ended up falling to the ground and shattering and with him apologizing.

Now Soos was putting in a window and it falls out and breaks.

Soos: "Sorry, dude..."

The twins were in their room and a fairy flew up to their window from outside.

Mabel: "Look! A fairy!"

Dipper: "Woah!"

A flyswatter comes up and squishes the fairy. They see Soos' face appear while he was laughing.

Soos: "Oh, sorry dudes, I just killed that fairy!"

⚠️Flashback ends.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Dipper and Mabel are now staring at each other.

Mabel: "Let him down easy...." She watches Dipper go to talk to Soos.

Soos: "This is so great! You and me, bro. Best friends. Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs......"