The Gobblewonker {Part.2}

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⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Dipper pacing on the boat in front of Mabel, Soos and [Y/N].

Dipper: "Alright. If we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think. What's the number one problem with most monkey hunts...?"

Soos:  "You're a side character, then you die within the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! Do y'ever think about stuff like that...?"

[Y/N]: "Sometimes..."

Dipper: "No, no, no. Camera trouble! Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot...?"

Soos then strikes a Bigfoot pose as [Y/N] claps.

Dipper: "There he is! Bigfoot!" He said while mocking an acting voice.

He pats his life vest.

Dipper: "Uh-oh, no camera!"

He then pulls camera out of jacket.

Dipper: "Oh, wait, here's one! Aw, no film! "

Dipper: "You see? You see what I'm, doing here...?" He asked in his normal voice.

Soos: "Oh, yeah. Dude's got a point..."

Dipper: "That's why I bought seventeen disposable cameras!"

He then reveals the cameras as he lists off their locations.

Dipper: "Two on my ankle, three in my jacket, four for each of you, three extras in this bag, and one... under my hat! There's no way we're gonna miss this. Okay everybody, let's test our cameras out!"

Soos takes a picture of himself, the flash startling him.

Soos: "Aw, dude!"

He then throws the camera overboard.

Dipper: "You see? This is exactly why you need backup cameras. We still have sixteen!"

Mabel then throws a camera at a seagull flying over her head.

Mabel: "Ah, bird!"

Dipper: "Fifteen! Okay, guys, I repeat; don't lose your cameras!"

[Y/N]: "Wait, lose the cameras...?"

Dipper: "DON'T!"

[Y/N]: "I just crushed one with my mouth and threw another one at a fish in the lake..."

Dipper: "Thirteen! All right! We still have thirteen camera--"

He accidentally crushes one with his fist.

Dipper: "Twelve. We have twelve cameras..."

Mabel: "So what's the plan? Throw more cameras overboard or what...?"

[Y/N]: "I think so..."

Dipper: "NO! No. Okay. You'll be lookout, Soos can work the steering wheel, [Y/N] can be my first mate and I'll be captain..."

Mabel: "What? Why do you get to be captain? What about Mabel, huh...?"

Mabel: "Ma-bel! Ma-bel! Ma-bel! Ma-bel!" She chanted.

Dipper: "I'm not sure that's a good idea..."

[Y/N]: "What about co-captain...?"

Dipper: "There's no such thing as co-captain..."

Mabel: "Aw, whoops..."

She then tosses a camera into the water.

Dipper: "Okay, fine! You can be co-captain..."

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