⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

The Tourist Trap {Part. 2}

⚠️{[N]'s POV}

"No, no, Mabel, watch out!" Dipper screams.

"Huh, huh..." Norman then puts both of his hands around Shooting star's neck.

"AHHHHH!" I just laughed as I watched Dipper scream in terror. I then see Norman remove his hands from Shooting Star's neck, revealing flower necklace.

"Daisies? You scallywag." Shoot-Star smiled, flattered.

"Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts...?" Dipper murmured, eyes unfocused.

"Definitely the second one, but you're not as nuts as me!" I say with a large grin. Then, this dude with a question mark on his shirt shows up out of nowhere.

'No fair, that's my thing'

"It's a dilemma, to be sure..." Said Mr Question Mark. Dipper gasps in surprise. "I couldn't help but overhear you talkin' aloud in this empty room..."

Mr Question Mark man looks over at me. "Oh hey there dude, I'm Soos."

"[N], nice to meet you too, dude." Me QM then chuckles at my reply.

"Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie, right...?" Dipper asked desparately.

"Hmm. How many brains didja see the guy eat...?" Mr QM questioned.

Dipper then sighs and looks down. "Zero..." His tone is a disappointed one.

"Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf." Soos tries reassuring the boy.

"Oh yeah me too." I agreed. "Have seen how hairy that man is. Oh he could be big foot even!"

"I know right! I haven't even considered that!" Mr QM gasps and then clears his throat. "But as I said, ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock." He informs the other boy.

"As always, Soos, you're right." Dipper says with a bit more confidence

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse..." Mr QM solemnly states.

"That's cool." I say.

"Thanks dude." He smiled.

I then hear Grunkly Guy calling out for Mr QM, shouting, "Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!"

"I am needed elsewhere." Mr QM then backs away.

I then go on to accompany Dipper on his unsuccessful attempts on trying to prove Norman of being a zombie, with constantly spying on him.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Mabel and Dipper's room}

⚠️{No One's POV}⚠️

"Mabel. We've gotta talk about Norman..." Dipper start's seriously when entering the room.

"Mhmm..." [N] replied as he nodded from behind Dipper.

"Isn't he the best?" Mabel cooed with excitement. "Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!" She shows her cheek, which has a swollen spot on it. Dipper yelps in horror while [N] openly giggled.

"Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!" Mabel casually explained as she goes back to fixing her appearance in the mirror.

"Wha—No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!" Dipper desperately tells her as he pulls out the Journal and Mabel gasps."You think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!" The girl gleefully grins.