Rusger Oneshots

Paper Airplane (Valentine's Day Special)

I did one in 2020 too, this is crazy that I have two valentine's day oneshots XD

To counteract the smut oneshot I also published today, here's some innocence and sweetness

Based off an incorrect quote I found on the internet 

Hope you enjoy!!

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"Good morning. I hope you all know why we're here today." UN started, in an attempt of his usual cheery tone. 

"We don't!!" America shouted loudly from where he was sitting with the NATO union members, creating a murmur of laughter and agreements. "We're here-" UN laughed back, and cleared his throat to try and quieten the room. It didn't work, and they continued to laugh.

"To discuss world peace-"

"Again?! Why today of all days of the month?!" Someone called out, but Germany couldn't see who. It was true, the meeting was last minute and every one was only called in a week ago to gather at New York City. Missing out on half of a big holiday going on around the globe, Valentine's Day.

He caught Russia's ice blue eyes across the room, where he was smiling with his siblings and being his cool, collected, mysterious self that he presented himself as during work. Germany couldn't resist smiling softly, and stared down at his papers when he felt his face warming up. 

The meeting finally continued after a while, and EU was midway through presenting when Germany huffed and twirled his pen between his fingers, bored. If there was one person that could bore him with talk about world peace, it was EU. At least he didn't have UK's fare for long, complicated English words anymore, not after he left the union.

He snuck his eyes across the room again, and was surprise to see what looked like Russia actually writing down notes attentively, nodded away like he was actually listening. 'Wow-'

Germany smiled again with pride and went to follow his example, bringing himself to refocus back on EU's grand speech. If Russia could do it, then he could definitely do it too. Right after that he saw a paper airplane launching from his hand and shooting through the air.

🌟 🌟 🌟

"Ah, shit-" Russia hissed between his teeth as the plane curved sharply, missing his target completely and instead flying right at the podium at the front of the large meeting room. What a chance, it came to a stop right in front of EU. He heard Belarus sharply inhale beside him and Kazakhstan snicker, elbowing him in the ribs quickly as he leaned forward to see the union's reaction. 

 He paused, then slowly reached out his dark blue hand to take the paper airplane in front of him. Most of the other countryhumans had been alerted and were looking closely as well, some of them sitting closer to him that had seen the whole thing happen laughed softly. 

EU carefully unfolded the paper airplane, soft crinkles coming from it, and stared at its insides for a few seconds. Russia froze completely, feeling the tension rise higher and higher as those black eyes flickered left and right on the paper intensely, never once even blinking.

"Dear Germany," He finally read out with a completely straight face and voice, starting up several gasps and chuckles in the room. "This is written in Russian, so I apologize if I do not translate this accurately." EU said, waving the paper in his hand with the barest smirk gracing his mouth. More murmurs and eager asks for him to continue reading. Belarus patted his shoulder comfortingly and leant forward to listen with a big grin on her face. Russia glared at her, with no effect.

"Roses are red, violets are blue,"

"Ooooh classic-" That Darn American said, and Russia groaned. 

"Out of a million people, I chose you."

"aw-"

"Wait-" EU held up his free hand, stopping all of them and hushing them quickly, flicking the limp paper to read the last line on it. Russia took a deep breath, and purposefully didn't look anywhere near his boyfriend's seat. He wondered what could be the best forgive-me gift for this utter mishap, maybe sex wasn't the greatest idea right now, he'd have to think of something better for this year's Valentine's Day-

"Take my hand and hold me close, show me that you love me the most. Then there's a little heart drawn right beside it."

"AWWWWWWW-"

'Swallow me up now. Right now-' Germany pleaded the ground, hiding his burning face in his hands and doing his best to ignore the whoops and awws coming from all around him. 'I'm going to kill him. I don't care that I love him anymore I'm killing him-'

"GER THAT WAS THE CUTEST THINGG-" Italy yelled a few seats across, grinning like a god damn Chesire cat. He glared at him through his fingers, and hid back into the shadows as everyone else seemed to creep into his vision, smiling and laughing. 

"I GOT IT ON CAMERA!!" Someone screeched, and for a few seconds their attention was diverted. UN was raising his voice and reminding them not to share it on widespread social media, since there were country names being used. 

Russia slammed his head onto the table in front of him, he definitely should not have done that. There goes all of his reputation. All those years of hard work building it up, gone with a cheesy paper airplane he wrote out in a incredibly bored moment during EU's speech. "Ger's going to kill me-" He groaned, hearing his sister laugh and pat him on the shoulder again.

"He wouldn't kill you. He loves you too much to do it." Belarus grinned. Russia lifted his head slightly, resting his chin on the desk and accidently stared straight into golden eyes peering at him through slender fingers. They darkened and yet seemed to sharpen dangerously at the same time upon seeing him, narrowing through the shadowy gaps in between his fingers. He gulped, his boyfriend was definitely promising death.

Belarus noticed their stare down, and waved at Germany, putting her fingers together to form a heart shape over Russia's head. Her maybe-possibly-hopefully-soon-to-be-in-law pulled away his hands from his face momentarily and smiled. "See? He's not going to kill you-" She grinned at her older brother, who had a starry-eyed look in his eyes as he looked at that adorable little smile across the room.

"Yeah. I hope." Russia breathed out, not stopping his own smile from creeping up his face. 

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Mindless fluff <3

Next up!! Omegaverse!!! Yayy :D

Thank you for reading! Have a nice day/night!! ❤️