Rusger Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes part 2(10.9k read special)

Welp y'all wish is ma command, the voting wasn't too successful, but there were people who wanted it, and there were only two choices anyway..so HECK YEAH IMMA DO BOTH OF THEM LET'S GO MY FRIENDS

(p.s: ....how did I get...900 more reads...in 5 dAyS pUbliShiNG tHe oriGiNaL cHaP?!?!? This is WILD OMG THANK YOU ALL AGAIN!!! XDXDXDXDXD) 

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Russia: I can't think straight.

Germany, walking by reading a book and answering nonchalantly: That's cuz you gay.

Russia: *poker face* Well shi-

*stuff happens ;)*

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Germany: My dad always has a problem with what I'm doing.

Russia: Probably because you're always doing me

Germany: *chokes on beer*

Russia: *smirks and sips vodka*

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Russia: If I run and jump at Germany, he will most definitely catch me in his arms.

Russia, running towards Germany at top Slav speed: INCOMING.

Germany: NO I'M HOLDING WÖRK-

Germany: *drops his precious wörk to catch his dumb bf*

(Bonus: They fall to the ground after 5 seconds cuz Germany is smol boi)

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Russia: Hey, did you know I can fit the whole world into my hands?

Germany, not looking up from his laptop: No, what do you-

Russia: *cups Germany's face in his hands and tilts it to look at him*

Germany: O///O *starts to tear up*

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Germany: Is something burning?

Russia: Only my love for you.

Germany: ...The toaster is on fire again, isn't it?

Russia: Ye- OH BLYAT THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE AGAIN

Germany: *facepalms*

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Russia: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?

Germany, without looking up from his book: I don't know, how are you?

Russia: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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Germany: Gay rights? True

Germany: As a gay I'm always right.

Russia: *proud boyfriend noises*