ALrighty here we go I don't have much to say but do enjoy OwO
Take dis and go-
Thank you all again for all your love and support. It means everything to me❤️❤️❤️
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Russia: Do you want a hug?
Germany, who's a tad stressed about work: No.
Russia: Do you even know what I just said?
Germany, finally glancing at him: Yes.
Russia: What did I say then?
Germany: Do you want a hug?
Russia: Well, if you insist-
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*The boys chilling in a pool, not five feet apart XD*
Germany: YOU KNOW I CAN'T SWIM (he can but hates to XD)
Russia: It's only five feet.
Germany: SO AM I
Russia: oh. *Holds him up enough that his head is above water*
Germany: t h a n k y o u
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Russia:
Russia: What the hell...
Germany: I've commandeered the kitchen. Come grate the mozzarella
Russia: IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING
Russia: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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Any random country really: Do you think Russia thinks in English or Russian?
Germany, having flashbacks: Bold of you to assume Russland thinks
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Russia: Can I still buy one even if I've done sex?
Virgin Airlines ticket salesperson: Um. Yes, sir
Russia: Because I have.
Salesperson: Okay.
Russia: I've done all of it.
Salesperson: Please go.
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Germany: I want to hear those three little words.
Russia: I love you.
Germany: That's sweet, but try again.
Russia: Fine. I will behave.
Germany: Good. *lets him walk into the alcohol aisle in the supermarket*
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(Introducing each other)
Germany: This is Russia
Germany: My gorgeous, handsome and stunning boyfriend
Germany: Meine liebe
Germany: The chicken to my noodle soup
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Russia: This is Germany.
Russia: Countryhuman
Russia: European District
Russia: Top 6 on most visited in Europe
Russia: Has an ass to die for
Russia: Upset him and I'll break your neck
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Russia: Германия, my love, can I kiss you?
Germany: I don't know Russland, can you?
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Ireland: Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down-
Germany, drunk at the bar and banging his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR?!?
Ireland: *nervously sweating and calling Russia and Scotland*
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(A Demon and a Werewolf AU OwO)
Lilith: Stop being mean to me.
Lilith: I'm half human and I'm not afraid to cry
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Human children: *running around the village, screaming and laughing*
Russia: Oh. My. God. How am I supposed to focus on my work here?!? Hell I hate children.
Lilith and Samael: *running and flying around the forest, screaming and laughing*
Russia: I love this, music to my ears, pleasure personified.
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OwO ❤️
Votes n comments forever appreciated-
Okie bye have a nice day/night everyone
I gotta run my physics textbook needs my attention-
Adiós auf wiedersehen 再见 au revoir Прощай Goodbye :3
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RandomOne thing I noticed in this fandom. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH RUSGER. and I'm probably not a good choice to do this, but ehhh my hand slipped. Requests are currently CLOSED(Im so sorry ;-;)
