Jesus Christ I don't know what to say to y'all. Thank you doesn't cut it anymore. HEck.
Ok, first of that number up there is INSANE. I have never been faced with this much attention before omg i don't know how to react. Jesus. And this was supposed to be a 2k reads special, then I posted A Demon and A Werewolf first and then BOOM It bEcAmE 2.3k OMG!!!!
I. Want. To. Give. All. Of. You. Hugs. And.(Platonic)Kisses. Damn. It.
Also, what do u think of that art up there? Ehehehe😂 yep it's mine, i drew it sometime before, didn't really know where to put it at first, so i just decided to plop it here. Is it good?
Well, I had this idea before for some time already, and I feel it would be kinda appropriate to put here? SoOOooo... *drum rolling, curtains lifting*
May I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Meine Damen und Herren,女士和先生们, Mesdames et Messieurs, Signore e signori, Damas y Caballeros, Babae at mga ginoo, Panie i Panowie, Bayanlar ve Baylar, Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, senhoras e senhores, dames en here, thưa quý vị (they all mean ladies and gentlemen don't worry This is for all of u that live in different countries I hope I got all of you XD)
RUSGER INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!!! (P.S they're all from different fandoms I just went Tumblr hunting and then smacked a RusGer label on them, they're not originally mine XD )
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Russia: Ask me why I love you.
Germany, reading a book on the couch: Why do you love me, mein liebe?
Russia, pulling out a 200 slide presentation: Well, I'm glad you asked--
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Germany: Liebling, what is the one thing I told you not to do.
Russia: Burn the house down.
Germany: And what did you do.
Russia: Make dinner...
Germany:
Russia: ....
Germany:
Russia: ...and burn the house down.
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Russia, absolutely shitfaced: Y'know..*hic*..y'know what I was thinking?
Germany, also drunk: Hmmm?
Russia: If you leg gets cut off...would it hurt?
Germany:
Germany: Obviously!!
Russia: But how though?
Germany: Cause your leg was cut off!
Russia: But...but where are you gonna feel the pain?
Germany: In your...leg....
Russia: Exactly! How are you going to feel the pain...
Germany and Russia being drunk idiots: If your leg is gone!!!!
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Russia: Hey, smile for me. You always look down in the dumps
Germany: Like this? *smiles angelically*
Russia: *voice cracks* Yeah, exactly like that
Germany: Hey, why are you blushing?
Russia: No reason *tries to hide face behind his ushanka ear flaps*
YOU ARE READING
Rusger Oneshots
RandomOne thing I noticed in this fandom. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH RUSGER. and I'm probably not a good choice to do this, but ehhh my hand slipped. Requests are currently CLOSED(Im so sorry ;-;)
