Dysphoria [q.k + trans!male!reader!]

040

NeO CoCaiNe tWinKs

Taeyong

Who changed the fucking
group chat name?!🙄

Johnny

Who do you think?

Yuta

I take full credit no one
try and steal my work please😘

Ten

Man I wish I thought of that
before Yuta-

Sungchan

Ooh this is fun! A
group chat!!

Jaehyun

Ahhhh!!! The new babies are
here how exciting!!

Y/n

Back off Jaehyun I've
already adopted Shotaro😡

Kun

And apparently I'm
the father

Lucas

Well who else would it be?!

Shotaro

I've been adopted? By
Someone my own age hehe

Y/n

Stop him he's too cute!!!!

Kun

Says you🙄

Renjun

Stop flirting in front of my
Salad...

Jaemin

Renjun I'm sat right next to you
and you're eating a donut?

Renjun

DONT EXPOSE ME BITCH!!

Taeyong

STOP ALL OF YOU
YOU'LL SCARE THE NEW
BABIES!!!!

Jisung

What? So I'm just not the
baby of the group anymore😢

Chenle

Naw don't worry Sungie
you are still only 12 you are fine

Jisung

Man that didn't go as plan...

Haechan

Bitch I make out with
Mark for only 20 fucking
minutes and miss y/n becoming
a father🙄

Y/n

"Only 20" man I how could you
ever go 20 minutes I could
maybe last 0 minutes disgusting🤢

Renjun

Y/n talking in his sleep:
"Ahh~ Kun more please~ ahh~"

Y/n

*buries self underground*

Kun

Don't expose him
he can dream all he wants

Johnny

Kun you do realizes Renjun
just exposed Y/n for having dirty
dreams about you... right?

Kun

....

*buries self underground*

Shotaro

I'm kinda scared

Taeyong

THIS IS WHY I TOLD YALL
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Ten

I- Jaehyun come get your
man....

Jaehyun

Nah you guys blew him up you
can deal with it now😁

Ten minutes later

Hendery

Man I always miss out on
all the fun😞

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Ahh yes a second chapter for today😘