Cato X Reader One-Shots, Preferences, and Headcanons

(Behind the scenes of: If you Fought Glimmer)

This is literally a sh*tpost because why not. Just feeling down and need something random to write, don't mind this.

Every time I write this: ~~~~~~ it means it's a different scene 'behind the scenes'

Author=me

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Cato had held you by your waist, kissing your cheek—

Author: AYE I SAID NO KISSING YET

Cato: But Author—

Author: Listen I know you love (Y/N) but you need to wait till the end, please just wait

Cato: -.- fine

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Glimmer grew angrier by the second, storming up to (Y/N)'s face.
(Y/N) immediately screeched. "CORONA CORONA! PLEASE STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME"

Author: *inhales* *exhales* (Y/N) you don't have a pandemic in this one shot. If you did the hunger games wouldn't exist because you'd need to social distance so much-

(Y/N): *slowly puts away the spray*

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Glimmer had enough of (Y/N) lipping her. She stormed up to (Y/N), grabbed her shoulder to flip her around, and was about to slap her. She then stopped.

Author: CUT! Why the heck did you stop?

Glimmer: Because (Y/N) is gonna kill me, and then Cato will revive me and kill me again!

Author: And so will I if you don't follow the script :)

Glimmer: *mom pick me up I'm scared*

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(Y/N) immediately knew what Cato had in mind, and ran up to him, hugging him from behind to stop him. Unfortunately, the two fell over. Cato rolled over and pinned her to the floor, smirking over her. He then pressed his lips on hers.

Rue: Cato and (Y/N) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~!

Author: 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

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Cato pressed his lips against (Y/N)'s, deepening the kiss. Glimmer huffed and puffed and made giant stomps towards the elevator.

Author: Glimmer you're not a giant nor the big bad Wolf from the three little pigs

Glimmer: You just told me to stomp off to the elevator though

Cato and (Y/N) are still kissing in the background

Author: *deep sigh* Why do i bother

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When the scenes are over:

Glimmer: I have trust issues with you (Y/N). She had a bandaged head

(Y/N): then why did you volunteer to do this scene? You could've had Marvel sacrificed and Cato beat him up.

Marvel: I did not sign up to be bruised, I just was there for the story and to watch Glimmer get beat up.

Author: (Y/N) you're going to give me an idea.

(Y/N): :)

Marvel: No author please no don't do this—

Cato: Why am I beating up Marvel?

Author: I might write a plot where you get jealous/protective cause of Marvel or somebody else

Cato: ...do I still get to kiss (Y/N) after?

Author: Yes you can, you literally are dating her

Cato: Not in all the one shots you did

Author: BuT yOu ArE iN tHiS oNe DuM dUm

(Y/N): Hey Cato? Can we leave? I wanna sleep now, having to beat someone up is tiring.

Cato: Alright let's go then.

Those two leave to go to sleep

Marvel: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Author: Go to horny jail Marvel *bonks his head* Those two are actually reasonable teenagers smh

And while Author was beating Marvel with the horny jail hammer (Y/N) and Cato were cuddling with each other

You got a sh*t post. It's really short but I was like 'I need to do this'

So yeah :D