Cato X Reader One-Shots, Preferences, and Headcanons

Texting with Cato and Clove (crack oneshot)

I made a shit post because writer's block sucks and I have no life whatsoever, this was all I could come up with.

Also how did all my books suddenly blow up I got like 50 notifications in the last 3 days-

Anyways enjoy this comedy thing I made :)

There's swearing because comedy does not exist without it

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(Y/N) is online.

(Y/N) added Cato and Clove to a group chat.

(Y/N) renamed the chat: If you're racist and you know it clap your hands

Clove is online.

Clove: 👏🏻 👏🏻

(Y/N): What the fuck Clove?

Clove: What?

(Y/N) changed Clove's name to: Racist

Clove: Wow, thanks for that.

(Y/N): My pleasure.

Cato is online.

Cato: Not again, I cant keep up with you two

Cato: Also it's 3 in the morning (Y/N) what are you doing up at this time

(Y/N): Why don't you ask Glimmer who put in a whole bag of sugar in my fcking soda

Clove: What were you drinking?

(Y/N): (f/s) (favourite soda)

Clove: Wow, you didn't even offer to share

(Y/N): yOu LiKe ThE wImPy VeRsIoN oF mEtH?!

Clove: Oh, no. I take that back

Cato: Now normally I would be ok with a conversation like this, but now I have a therapist at speed dial

(Y/N): Le gasp, you wouldn't dare!

Cato: I would.

Cato: It's been a month since we all had each other's numbers, and the only time a group chat was ever made was to talk about drugs or the time where you and Clove pretended to be dating to stop this creepy guy from hitting on Clove

Cato: Which I'm still annoyed about.

(Y/N): Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

(Y/N): That was so funny, seeing the old hag's face 🤣

Clove: yOu'Re LeSbIaN??? I can't-

(Y/N): And we casually just strut away reenacting this one anime that we binge watched until 6 am

Clove: That took a while to hide those eye bags

(Y/N): So worth it though.

Cato: You two need Jesus

(Y/N): But Jesus don't need us

Clove: Yeah and we got kicked out of the church last time

Cato: Then go the fuck to sleep

(Y/N): Ayo watch your profanity

Cato: I will once you go to sleep

(Y/N): No

Cato: Yes

(Y/N): No

Cato: Yes

Clove: Aight I didn't sign up for a lover's quarrel Imma head out 🚪 🏃🏻‍♀️

(Y/N): CLOVE WTF

Clove has left the group chat.

(Y/N): ...my bestie left me here to die

Cato: I AM RIGHT HERE

(Y/N): You're my future husband, get it right smh

Cato: I'm flattered, but it's not enough to make me forgive you

(Y/N): fine I'll go to sleep

(Y/N): Say I love you first

Cato: I love me

(Y/N): 🖕

Cato: I can take that two ways

(Y/N): WOW THE AIR IS REAL NICE HERE HUH—

Cato: Love you too, now go to sleep

Cato went offline.

Clove rejoined the group chat.

Clove: So what did I miss-

Clove: I've seen enough to know what's going on

Clove: (Y/N) you still up?

(Y/N): Heck yeah, I'm not going to sleep 😎

Cato is online.

Cato: I will break into your house right now.

Cato went offline.

(Y/N): You wouldn't-

(Y/N): OH SHIT MY DOOR GOT BUSTED WTF-

(Y/N): GTG BYE IF I DON'T RESPOND IN 10 MINUTES CATO GOT ME

(Y/N) went offline.

Clove: ....

Clove changed Clove's name to Queen.

Clove changed (Y/N)'s name to Anime Weeb.

Clove changed Cato's name to Lover Boy.

Cato went online.

Cato: Do not refer to me as that Bread boy.

Clove: Try me, you already kidnapped your girlfriend and you know you can't catch me.

Cato: True.

Cato went offline.

Clove: My work here is done.

Clove went offline.

I don't care how weird this is, it's a normal conversation I have between my besties anyway, so why don't we recreate it with these three peoples? :)

Anyway how's your day been?