Mortals Meet Percabeth

Percabeth One Shot Part 2

ANNABETH CHASE

I was simply sitting in my office, trying to work things out between a customer.

"Alright. My phone number is 6197771212. Thank you, bye."

I hung up and one of my employees burst into my room.

"What's--"

"Annabeth come quick! Your whole apartment is flooding!"

"What?!"

"Yeah! Hurry!"

I raced out of the office and down the street, completely forgetting about the fact that I had a car. I rang Percy.

"Seaweed Brain?"

"Yup?" he mumbled casually.

"My apartment is leaking... Is it coming over to your side?"

"Uh... it explains why water is flooding in right now..."

"Get out of there! You can get hurt!"

"I'll be fine," I could almost hear him rolling his eyes, "I can swim and I like water."

"Stupid--"

"Love you, too, Wise Girl. Bye."

"But can't you just--"

He hung up.

PERCY JACKSON

"How good are we on time?" I asked Nico, "Annabeth just called me."

"About... fifteen minutes. I purposely made traffic slow."

"Why?"

"To annoy her! Duh?!"

I laughed.

"Good one, bro."

"Hey uh... guys? Why is there water flooding from Annabeth's bathroom?"

We al turned to see water flooding from Annabeth's bathroom.

"SHIT!" Leo exclaimed.

"PUT IT OUT!" Frank yelled.

"IT'S WATER, NOT FIRE!" I screamed back.

I made a huge block and watched as the water stopped leaking.

"You fixed it!" Jason exclaimed.

"For now."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, uh, it's only temporarily blocked. I've just contained it. Water is still flooding out just kinda in a different direction. I'll let go eventually."

"So you're saying that the possible event of toilet water spraying all over you while you kiss is possible?"

"Very," I shrugged, "she won't know the difference."

"Weirdo," Jason crinkled his nose and I promptly blasted him with toilet water.

"Hey! Ew ew ew ew ew!"

"Hey!"

And the toilet wars began.

ANNABETH CHASE(soon to be Jackson)

I raced up to the doorman.

"Let me in--"

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"I don't like to open doors."

"But your job is to open the door," I gave him a look, "come on."

"After I read the Daily Newspaper," he glared at me, "then, if you behave I'll let you in."

"Behave?! My toilet is literally flooding my apartment--"

"Behave."

"OH F**K OFF!"

I shoved past him and entered the apartment lobby. I pressed the elevator so many times. Many. And it never came!

"Ugh! I'll just take the stairs," I muttered.

I burst in to see the boys throwing... water at each other?

"Guys!" Nico yelled when he spotted me.

Percy got down on his knees.

"PERCY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT BE ON YOUR KNEES! GET UP!"

"No! I have to go on my knees!"

"Why--"

"Wise Girl, you make me happy. Be my wife?"

"Shortest proposal speech ever," Aphrodite walked out from behind a corner, "what happened to all the stuff I taught you earlier?!"

"I forgot it. I dunno how to pronounce... pulchritundous...."

"What the heck?"

"I expected you to memorize that!"

"Do you really think Percy out of all people would do that?"

"No, but I was hoping."

"So... is it a yes or a no?"

"Percy! You don't push brides to answer!"

"Yes!" I yelled, jumping at him and forgetting that I wasn't supposed to.

"Whoa!" Percy yelled.

He kissed me and water spilled all over us.

"It's the toilet water!" Jason yelled.

"WHAT?! THIS IS TOILET WATER?! Wait... MY APARTMENT REALLY WAS FLOODING?!"

"Out!" Leo screamed.