Mortals Meet Percabeth

Mariah Banks

A/N: OKAY BEFORE YOU READ THIS, BE WARNED. I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO AND IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING PUBLISHING THIS WITHOUT A WARNING, AND I AM TEMPTED TO DELETE IT BUT I KNOW THAT WOULD PROBABLY SCREW UP MY PROGRESS SO F**K IM LEAVING IT IN BUT BE WARNEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DIRTY STUFF HAPPENS

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Hi, I'm Mariah Banks. I just moved to New York, but I'm sleeping with guys like crazy. Well, the guys at the hotel who want to be with me. I walked by, checking on couples, seeking to break them. I finally saw one. I wanted to marry the dude. He had a 'just made out' messy hair look with beautiful eyes. I had to get him with me. I had to. I walked over and introduced myself before planting a kiss on Percy's forehead. He stared and I walked out as fast as I could. I had another trick coming.

The Annabeth girl looked really mad at me during their dinner. I knew she wouldn't let me anywhere near Percy. I knew that if I wanted to sleep with him, I had to try harder. I walked over to him again and made sure to swag my hips.

"Hey, honey. I was wondering if you want to get on the bed later... you know... how we did it last night?"

Annabeth and Percy began to laugh.

"Last night? I did that with Annabeth last night!" Percy laughed.

Bad move. I groaned in frustration and marched back to where all my friends were.

"I need to get another plan," I groaned.

"Maybe you should wear something super sexy to work... our boss doesn't care," Lily shrugged.

We gathered inside of my room for planning.

"Okay, so first, you need to get an outfit to turn him on. Maybe... you can wear a super loose crop top and some skinny jeans," Bojana suggested.

"Yes... and don't wear a bra. It'll turn him on," Dylan smiled.

"That's how it worked with Brody," I smiled, "He was heartbroken."

"Wear a lot of glitter... that'll make him swoon," Lily added.

"Okay... looks?"

"Try on a really expensive look. It'll make him go wild," Dylan smirked.

"Yep," Bojana agreed.

"Wear really tall heels. They'll make your butt look rounder when you walk," Lily sighed.

"Yep," I nodded.

"Okay... plan Percy goes now," I smiled when I saw Percy walk on the beach.

I walked over in my outfit and surely enough, it caught his attention.

"Hello, Percy," I said.

"Uh... hi?" he looked at me.

I pretended to slip and hurt myself.

"Ow! Ow!" I yelled.

They ignored me. I got up again, pretending to limp and pretending to drop something. I stooped down, showing off my killer chest. He winced and looked away. Annabeth just looked disgusted.

"So... still up for a session?" I asked.

"Uh... no thanks," he said, looking back to his blue coke and beginning to drink again.

I stormed back to my friends and groaned.

"Plan failed!"

"You need to wear something even sexier!" Lily insisted.

"Oh! I know that Miley Cyrus look where she only put on breast pasties... You can take it up a notch by only wearing that and a super thin bikini bottom!" Dylan added.

"Okay... what else?"

"Um... waves on your eyelids. They're like his eyes," Bojana suggested.

I nodded and ordered them online. When the day came, I put them on, admiring how sexy I looked. I knew I was basically walking through the halls naked. I walked through, ignoring all the looks I was getting. I tried one last time for Percy.

"Hello," I smiled.

"Ew..." he stared at me.

I knew I had lost. I walked back to my friends, but Lily was grinning evilly.

"I know what you can do," she whispered.

She held up a bottle of chloroform.

"That'll keep them out for about three hours," she smiled.

"So... drug their drinks?" I grinned.

"Yep," Bojana cackled.

"Okay, I'll do it."

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I watched as they finished their meal. I knew which drink they were going to have. They had already left, but they were ordering a wine to share later. I quickly walked over to their tray as the man was leaving and I poured a decent amount of chloroform into the wine glasses before slipping away. I smiled. This would be great. I hid in their closet, watching as they made out together. They were having so much fun and I envied Annabeth for that. She had a beautiful body that wasn't plastic like mine. Percy also had a killer body. They had already wet the bed and eventually... I had to wait for two hours.

Finally, I saw Annabeth go in for her last efforts. She bounced up and down before I saw her eyes drooping. Eventually, her eyes turned white and she fell backwards with her legs spread and her mouth open, still full of liquids unswallowed. They were still pressed together and I watched as Annabeth swallowed and they kept going. Well, the wine came and they drank. Annabeth didn't drink much... it was okay. Annabeth kept going and she was giving it her last shot. She eventually ended up losing consciousness when the last of the liquids were being emptied in her mouth. It was still full of it. Percy looked tired so he laid opposite to Annabeth's splayed out figure and scooted so they were pressed together like pancakes with heads on either side. He secured himself hard before he fell asleep.

"Now," I whispered and my team came out.

I made sure Percy was fully asleep before nodding to my crew.

"Help me dislodge Annabeth! He has a iron grip!" I hissed.

Lily put her hands on the wet sections and pulled as gently as she could. When we had gotten it out, Bojana dragged Annabeth's body to the floor, where she lay, but we didn't care. I moved Percy and I sat on him.

"You guys get the head," I said to them.

We had so much fun.

||Annabeth Jackson||

Are they idiots or what? Didn't they know I was still awake? I hated them. I swallowed and rolled around, grabbing the phone. I quickly pressed the emergency button and pretended to be asleep again.

||Mariah Banks||

Just when we were getting to the good part, the boss burst in and glared.

"You're fired," he growled.

That's when Annabeth stood up, glaring.

"You're all dumb if you can't tell I can smell chloroform," she hissed.

We were all arrested and she had all her la la time to herself. Ugh!