Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + how you meet

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I'm basing this off what their type would be like btw. Requests won't be like this

Itadori:
-I was really teetering off school or by chance
-I feel like this is an arbitrary boy so I'm gonna say chance
-You probably walking really fast away from some sleazy dudes and you ran into his chest 
-And you ran in hard, like you're considering whether or not you need to go the doctors after
-Because Yuuji over here with a firm ass chest~
-Anyways
-Hard chest + buff arms= really strong dude (sorry women we've got boobs)
-"Ah shit." you're just standing there rubbing your nose bc that shit hurt
-"Woah sorry. You okay?"
-You look up and wonder if it was a pole that you ran into while you were trying to escape
-Lol nope, just baby perfection
-"I...uh..."
-You're interrupted by the previous guys that were trying to chase you before
-Itadori's eyes move from yours to the other goons
-And he could see the fear in them
-You glance back at him and are sort of stuck
-"I don't– they're..could you?"
-"What's got you so shaken up babe?" He says it loud enough for everyone to hear
-Everyone just kinda freezes
-Bc he has this way where he stands, and his back is just slouched and he's just scratching his head
-Like his entire demeanor is goofy and soft
-But when he turns to face the guys there's this really scary aura that encases him, behind him
-And no it's not Sukuna, it's just Itadori
-There's just this underlying darkness about the kid
-"I-i'm fine."
-And you are fine after seeing those goons make a 180 in the other direction
-When you turn back to face him, his light brown eyes are still wide and hollow, completely trained on the parting men (just think of scary Hinata Shoyo)
-He only looks after they've disappeared
-"Are you okay?"
-"Um yeah. Thanks."
-"No problem."
-He pauses for a second and looks like he's gonna say something, his brows frowning a bit, but then he just turns around and starts walking
-But you hear him mumble something about wanting your number
-And you stop him
-"You wanna get ice cream or something?"

Megumi:
-I'm gonna say school because he's so closed off it's hard to just socialize out of it
-Like even when he was in junior high he didn't look like he was friends with anyone
-Actually no not school, you've known him for years (courtesy of Gojo)
-And no I'm not gonna say something cheesy like you're his younger sibling or something. That's unfair since are you really asian? Idk I always hated those fics because there are people of color that nowhere look like their 'siblings' if it's a headcanon I'm still iffy about it. Especially if you're 'twins at birth'
-Anyways you're introduced to Megumi at a young age since Gojo runs an orphanage and turns away no one
-And to put it plainly, Megumi did not give a fuck about you
-He accepted the fact that you were the same age as him, was a shaman as well, and would be close to them from now on. But other than that he didn't care.
-But when you start to be around someone for too long you start to just embed them into your daily life
-Y'all meet at the ripe age of 6, the perfect age to sell sorcerer children for a hefty price
-You're not hiding behind Gojo's legs, cowering in fear, and is shy by the way
-You're just standing in front of Megumi, taking in his figure
-"Hi, my name is Y/N."
-You were saying that more to Tsumiki than to him really, even if he was supposedly the same age as you
-You knew Gojo was a wonky person, but you didn't think he'd lie to you about their ages
-You'd never seen anyone your age look so sad...normally
-But as you grow up together you realize that it wasn't sadness
-That was just what his face looked like
-When you grew up you'd play with Tsumiki a lot more since she's sorta a people person
-As you walked to Tsumiki's room, you'd pass Megumi's
-Usually he'd keep his door closed, but there were moments where it was opened a crack
-On days where it was cracked opened, and you knew he was in the room, you'd open the door and invite him to play
- "No."
-It didn't discourage you somehow
-It was months of you asking him when he finally snapped
- "Why do you keep asking me if you know I'll say no?"
- "Because you're always by yourself and I wanna play with you."
- "The hell does that have to do with you?"
- "My mum used to tell me that I should follow my heart. And right now it's telling me to play with you."
-He was silent after that
-But he also sorta saw you in a new light
-From that day on, if he didn't feel too emotionally drained as a 6 year old kid could feel, he'd go with you, albeit rare occasions
-And he'd just walk beside you making sure you didn't get yourself killed as you babbled something stupid like the dandelions