Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + sexualities + genders

Word Count: 524

Tbh idek why I haven't done this yet.

Itadori:
-he/him/they
-wouldn't be upset if someone called him they tbh
-boi just doesn't care all that much
-bisexual
-doesn't really have a definite preference for any gender tbh, at least sexually wise
-biromantic
-ok but in this sense–
-DEFINITELY prefers men
-but like romantic wise

Megumi:
-he/him/they
-have y'all seen those eyelashes???
-if you do call him they, gumi wouldn't be miffed
-asexual
-NOW HOLD UP DON'T COME AT ME
-canonically doesn't see looks
-CANONICALLY demi-panromantic
-like....yknow?
-i do not take criticism
-pErSoNaLiTEAAAAA~

Nobara:
-she/her
-she just prefers it
-bisegsual
-GENUINELEY PREFERS WOMEN
-like off chance that she'd choose a dude like once a blue moon
-homoromantic tho.
-couldn't really stand a romantic relationship with men

Maki:
-she/her/they
-another person who doesn't give a fuck
-lesbian
-kinda
-definitely finds women MUCH MORE APPEALING
-so... gray-ace?
-wrinkles her nose 
-in the romantic sense I do see her as biromantic or even omniromantic
-it's kinda confusing
-like she wouldn't want to fuck a guy, but is semi sexually attracted to women
-but wouldn't mind dating either 
-does not find ANY man appealing
-titties and ass r GORGEOUS
-but i also don't see her fucking all the time
-so romantic wise she dgf

Inumaki:
-he/him/they
-did y'all see that juju stroll???
-mans said fuck these gender norms
-gae
-but like a little
-what i mean is, zero sexual attraction for women, semi attracted to men
-like he's attracted to them but his need for dick is minimal
-respectfully
-romantic wise
-omniromantic
-come one, come all
-everyone gets toge love :)

Okkotsu:
-he/him
-tbh hasn't really contemplated on his sexuality/gender that often
-if maki does drag him to go shopping, he kinda likes to see himself in crop tops tho–
-been too busy to really go in depth
-teetering off of hetero and pan rn
-romantic wise, definitely panromantic.
-love him and he'll love you

Gojo:
-he/him
-but will definitely cross dress for fun
-and likes to be called pretty
-mmm kinda is thinking of they now
-still considering but he has enough on his plate
-bisexual
-prefers women tbh
-doesn't have that big of a preference
-sex is sex to him
-biromanitc
-DEFINITLEY PREFERS MEN
-rarely will he be romantically involved with a woman
-at the same time it's genuinely hard for him to fall in love
-is considering demi-biromantic at the moment

Getou:
-he/him
-just prefers it *shrugs*
-gay
-so very gay
-is a big supporter of women tho
-finds them appealing
-just not sexually
-homoromantic

Nanami:
-he/him
-doesn't feel like changing it
-gray-ace???
-hetero???
-homo???
-mans is so stressed, he doesn't even think about sex that much so mistakens himself for being gray-ace
-or maybe he actually is
-is questioning
-panromantic
-doesn't really care tbh

Sukuna:
-he/him
-is not in tuned with this new rise of sexualities and genders tbh
-but also doesn't really care???
-like wears a women's kimono just bc it's more comfortable
-mmmmm
-i don't get this fandom
-y'all are some horny ass motherfuckers i swear–
-canonically didn't have a wife or children 1000 years ago
-when he was screaming about the women and children in the first episode, did you really think he was talking about pussy???
-MANS WANT TO EAT YOU LIKE A DISNEY TURKEY LEG, NOT EAT YOU OUT TF–
-at the same time i wouldn't be surprised if he did fuck someone
-but only because he was bored, nothing more
-asexual
-but not sex repulsed
-he finds the idea interesting at best, worthless at worst
-romantics wise i hope this is obvious
-aromantic.

Naoya:
-strictly he/him *eye rolls*
-he's so stereotypical it's sad
-like it's embarrassing being this straight
-hetero *barfs* not bc straight ppl are gross but because it's naoya
-surprisingly hetero-romantic
-like i was considering gray-romantic, but i think if he genuinely likes the person, he'd like them fully. 

A/n: I swear to god I have to underline Naoya's part or something, specifically the fifth word on the fourth line. Since this is my most controversial chapter I'll just say it straight up because it's getting annoying. 

There's nothing wrong with being who you are, I honestly don't care. I have virtually zero opinion on what you are or identify by, these are headcanons and are opinions. You can discuss them conversationally, if you agree or disagree, it's rly not that deep. 

I realize how negative Naoya's post sounds, but it's not meant to be straight-phobic or whatever. I feel no need to justify or particularly like Naoya and his actions. I find his character interesting to write about, but I will bash him about literally anything. That man could say 'hollow purple' and I would still make fun of him. 

Again, there's nothing wrong with being straight or queer. I didn't even identify my opinion on Nanami's sexuality, and I clearly didn't bash him for anything, bc it's not that deep. I was just bullying Naoya.