Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

Match Up #12 • Darling

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Thank you to @zxwoii for requesting!

Infp or infp-t, 9 , Libra, English and history (but lunch is my fav) , I would say I'm quite shy and quite looking mostly always with a face of anxiety but I'm actually really kind and probably a crackhead I'm quite lazy at times always sleeping , Editing (creating edits of anime characters or people) I like a partner that can comfort me since I'm quite emotional a partner that can also keep up with my Energy i also look in a partner in the childish or someone that wants to be pampered I prefer a partner that is also quite confident since I'm not but also a one that can understand me and make me feel better about myself , I hate someone that will tease me in a mean way not normal teasing like cute teasing but I hate people who point out my flaws and once they do they make fun of me instead of helping me with them I also hate someone that's bossy and uptight , I want a little dinner inside just someone I can talk two or a cafe date something simple yet cute that doesn't require too much Energy , I like cute stuff like kitty or bunny teddy's or jumpers I also like cuddling and snuggling I really like cats and baby's for some reason I'm a mother type of person also I like sweets sugar coated with loads of Icing cakes are my fav , I hate bugs I need someone that can kill bugs they scare me I also hate sales people or people that torture you with opinion without letting you speak 

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You're exactly like my bestfriend, personality type, traits, and all. I'm gonna say Mei Mei. I think it's because she'd love to be pampered. Just loves it very much. 

She's teases a lot, but it's not mean or domineering. If she does touch upon something touchy, she'll help you overcome it.  She's pretty cool with anything, not very bossy. 

She's very open and blunt about what she likes, so I don't think you'd be second guessing yourself all that much. She's a knack for seeing potential, so whatever she points out about you is for your benefit.

Lol please ignore Mei Mei with her brother tho....that doesn't exist here.

To the Oneshot:

"Hi welcome to Maison Hermes Le Cafe. What can I get for you today?" Your smile was bright as you greeted your next customer. I was so tempted to say Chili's.

It was a stout man, with a belly the size of New York, with all 8 million contents fitted behind a thick leather belt, the golden buckle only accentuating the protruding stomach more. His breathing was heavy as he stood twirling his bushy moustache. But you treated all your customers with the same respect a barista should and continued to shine your smile.

"Frozen Vanilla Swirl Coolata with extra whipped cream," the man said. Doesn't even say please. Judging by his suit and his age, he looked a tad bit too old to be ordering something so childish. But the customer is always right. 

"Of course sir, coming right up," you said sweetly as you punched in his order. You didn't make eye contact as you pressed the buttons, but the intensity of his staring was starting to put you off. "Is there anything else you need?"

"That lipstick shade doesn't suit you doll," he hummed as he tilted his head to inspect you further. You froze your tapping at you stared at him. From the obvious insult, but also the unwelcomed pet name. 

"E-excuse me?" You cursed yourself for stuttering, but the comment really surprised you. "I don't–"

"And the way you do your hair...such a shame. And you have so much potential too," the man sighed. "How about you give me your number so I can help you a bit?"

How he thought insults would equate in your number you'd never no. "I'm sorry sir but I can't do that," you tried to keep your professional tone.