Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + an asexual reader

I don't really know why I'm doing this. I saw a oneshot for Sukuna once and I found it HILARIOUS and really cute. I myself am on the ace spectrum and I just thought it was very sweet.

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Itadori:
-"Really?"
-He's aware of what it is and acknowledges well
-He couldn't tell and couldn't find any hints if you showed any signs you were
-It's because he doesn't really acknowledge the topic of... y'know... seggs... that much
-He's more of 'hey look a butterfly' kind of person
-Nothing changes much but he'll ask questions if you're comfortable with this (like kissing and hugging)
-Just wants you to feel safe and loved

Megumi:
-It was just confirmation to him
-He never made those kind of jokes but he noticed you never seem affected when it's brought up
-Nothing changes
-Obviously looks and sex isn't the number one thing on his mind
-It's not that he doesn't care
-He'll ask you question to know if you're okay with what you're doing or if your uncomfortable
-He wants everything to be equal and loving

Nobara:
-"Oh cool!"
-I honestly don't think she cares much about nightly escapades
-She cares so much more about the romantic aspects of your relationship
-She's not hesitant or freezes up to still hug you though
-but while you're locked in that hug she'll ask for confirmation that you're ok

Maki:
-"And?"
-She had a feeling you needed to spill something for days now
-She's good at reading people
-She seems like she doesn't care but she's going through every website to see what other asexuals (or spectrum) likes or doesn't
-She'll ask you what you're comfortable with
-She's glad you trust her enough to tell her
-"As long as you can pull that sick ass move I saw you do last week I'll always find you hot."
-When she says that she means it in the way you associate the word without sex
-Like enticing, eye catching, stomach flipping

Inumaki:
-"Salmon"
-He understands and doesn't mind
-Everything goes as usual
-He's the type of person that doesn't make things awkward as long as the other person doesn't make it awkward
-He likes holding your hand anyways

Okkotsu:

-"Oh okay."
-Pauses and blinks for a second
-Then bombards you with questions
-But after that he won't need to ask anything
-If you're okay with kissing then he'll be glad to do those
-He wants you to be happy with this relationship so everything goes
-Is very understanding and wants to learn more

Gojo:
-"Hah. I knew it."
-Please punch him in the face after this
-But tbh this motherfucker did know, he just didn't have to be an assehole about it.
-He kinda thinks back to all the immature jokes he made as a highschooler and feels bad for it now
-When he did realize that you were ace (before you even told him), he did things to gauge your comfortableness
-Like he'd carefully watch your reactions to light touches, and started giving longer lingering touches when he saw you were okay
-He'd track your blood rate that's how  🙄
-So when he got to the part where he kissed you (if you're comfortable with that) he'd hold his breath
-But nothing changes when you do tell him because he already knows what you're ok with and what you're not

Getou:
-"I was waiting for you to tell me." <---- says it sweetly with a closed eye smile
-He's a bit more respectful than Gojo, but he's still a troublemaker
-I don't think he realized it faster than Gojo though
-But he acknowledged it through the gently touches he did for you
-He takes it slow and is engaging
-His touches are more like reminders, but sometimes he just wants to hold you

Nanami:
-"I see."
-He has a heartfelt conversation and gets it done for
-Though you kinda can't pay attention because he decided to take his glasses off just before
-But anyways
-He starts the conversation with assurances that he doesn't see you any differently and that he loves you
-Before he starts with his question he'd like for you to get your words in first
-Holds your hand endearingly 

Sukuna:
-"Hah?"
-I think I'm gonna make this headcanon a modern au
-Before he says anything further he asks Itadori what it is your talking about
-Itadori has to go on a full explanation on different identities nowadays
-"So you can't fuck?"
-Itadori had to wrestle him for control after that because he could've said it more respectfully
-Sukuna's confused a bit but starts to get it
-He doesn't ask you if you're comfortable with this or that
-He sorta just does it, then watches you intently
-He's not talkative but he's a good observer
-Honestly he cares more about usefulness so if he chose you without the intent for sex since the beginning then this won't be as much of a problem for him

Naoya:
-If he chose you, meaning no arranged marriage and not expediting then he won't care
-I think Canon Naoya isn't driven by sex, more so attractiveness (and yes there's a difference)
-Like he wears his day to day clothes with a closed neck
-He will be confused though because his conservative ass
-Gotta explain to him
-Will be a little miffed that you can't give him heirs
-But if he truly loves you then he'll look past it
-But only if he truly loves you