Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + they meet your daughter's boyfriend

Word Count: 1049

Thank you to Jaxs200 for requesting!

Manga spoilers. Like Major manga spoilers

Itadori:
-"So I've heard that you're dating my daughter?"
-Real sweet smile in front of you
-Maybe even a slap on the back while you're all both laughing
-But the second you go away for a second
-"Look here pal. My princess over there's got an army of uncles that would love to tear you limb from limb if you do anything to her. One of them's a fucking yakuza boss, at least akin to one."
-He was talking about Megumi on that one and based on the manga why wouldn't he?
-"The other's another yakuza boss who has a record for having too many kills. Now what do you think would happen if I called them?"
-He was talking about Gojo for that one
-When you come back it's all smiles again
-"Yeah princess, this one's a keeper."
-Shoots the boy a look

Megumi:
-More formal meeting than anything casual like Itadori's
-"I hear you're dating my daughter?"
-Lowkey though he's got the boyfriend running because he's got this unimpressed look on his face
-Like the boy just walks into the room and Megumi looks the boy up and down and just scoffs
-Megumi never flaunts his status
-One time he does
-"I'm sure my daughter has explained to you about our influential ties?"
-The fact that he could kill this kid without anyone knowing?
-Maybe fling this kid into his shadow for oblivion?
-Ig it isn't legal to kill a non-shaman but if he isn't reckless he could probably get away with it
-He's the head of one of the strongest families in the shaman world
-He's got everything as of right now

Nobara:
-"Ne, you're my sugar's little boyfriend?"
-You know that look she gives Nishimiya at the good will exchange even in the trees?
-"Heh."
-Interrogates tf out of him
-"You know baby, this might just be a keeper."
-Turns to him sweetly
-"I like you Tadashi-kun."
-"Just know that I know some people that really don't like you though. K?"

Maki:
-When she walks him and see him
-Lmao
-You know that Tsukishima look that pisses everyone off?
-Or Sakuta Azusagawa's smirk from Bunny Girl Senpai?
-Yeah she does that at him
-"Hmph," smirks at the boy but is lowkey scoffing at the same time
-"So this is my baby's boyfriend?"
-She says that sweetly to you
-But when she turns to face him
-"Oi."
-The boy yelps as he scampers away from a spear that she has just plunged into the seat where he was previously sitting on
-"You know how to use this?"
-"Kaa-san!"
-"Ne it's okay honey. I just wanna play a sport with him, that's all."

Inumaki:

-Looks the boy up and down too
-And his eyes are soooo judgy
-Instead of greeting the boy he just pulls his phone out, but never loses eye contact with him
-"Konbu."
-"Tou-chan!"
-"Okaka."
-"Stop calling Uncle Yuuta."
-Really gonna pull Rika on this kid like that huh Inumaki
-Smh
-"Don't hurt my Nori."

Okkotsu:
-"Nice to meet you Ougu-kun."
-Sweet smile while shaking the boy's hand
-Asks her to leave to talk to the boy alone
-"Did you know that we have ties to an influential family in Japan?"
-"Really sir?"
-Okkotsu still hasn't showed him his cold side yet
-But now the both of them are in his office
-Then shuts the door
-"Well you probably haven't heard of them since we're pretty secretive."
-When the boy turns around he's staring at a wall full of katanas and other special grade weapons courtesy of the Gojo clan
-"I-i see sir."
-"Oh yea real secretive family. But the head and I are very close. He used to teach me you see."
-Is pouring two glasses whiskey like the badass he is
-"So Ougu-kun, what do you think would happen if you ever make my princess unhappy?"
-Hands the boy the one of the glass cups
-If the boy is scared to hold it Okkotsu would have Rika loom over them

Gojo:
-"Ahaha Atashi-kun!"
-Is acting like he loves the kid
-Hate his guts on site
-Already had Ichiji do a background check on the kid, his family, his friends, even where he got his pet cat and the poor animal's history
-"My mochi has said many things about you!"
-Does the exact same thing as Okkotsu
-"Did you know my princess is an actual princess?"
-Yeah, your daughter is literally the daughter of the head clan, she's a literal princess
-He pulls his black sunglasses off now
-Just two gleaming blue eyes in the dark
-"Being the head of the clan gives me a lot of power doesn't it?"
-"Treat her well Atashi-kun..."

Getou:
-"I see you're dating my daughter."
-Crescent shaped smile
-Drops the moment the daughter leaves
-"It's nothing personal Takeru-kun."
-The boy can't even look Getou in the eye with the display weapon case behind the glaring man
-"Really, I think you're a great kid, and none of this is coming from me but...."
-Lmao every insult he says is coming from, a little bit of Gojo
-"But she's got some uncles–scuse me– ALOT of uncles who really don't like you."
-"But it's fine, I like you kid. You can date my daughter."
-While he was talking this entire time he was loading his gun
-The boy is flinching everytime Getou is snapping and switch on the glock
-"So you know, I think you're a smart kid. Just don't hurt her, yeah?"
-Has that crescent smile again as he raises his arm without even looking at the target and shoots five times, each time landing on the bull's eye of the target
-"Nice talk."

Nanami:
-Real professional
-Doesn't even ask for the kid's name
-"What do you do for a job?"
-If he doesn't have a job then he'll ask what he's studying
-He'll nod to whatever the kid says, even if it's theater
-Y'all are just sipping tea casually
-Everything looks great
-And then at exactly 12:30 on the dot
-"Ah Nanami~"
-Cue all of Nanami's colleagues, Gojo at the helm just entering the living room
-"Oh I thought the meeting was tomorrow?"
-Nanami knew exactly what day it was an purposefully asked for the meeting to be today
-Intimidation my friends
-And your daughter is just sitting there sweetly, greeting her uncles who are glaring at the boy

Sukuna:
-"Hello Sukuna-san–"
-"Uraume!"
-Ignores the boy's raised hand to shake
-"Give me a background check, and set the arena up for practice."
-"Tou-san you're not gonna just make him fight a curse like that."
-"Then how the hell am I supposed to decide if he's worth your time?"
-Sics a full as special grade at the kid

Naoya:
-Let's say he's the clan head this time
-"And what clan are you from?"
-Scoffs like it's the most disgusting thing ever whatever last name he gives to Naoya
-"What makes you  think you have the right to be here?"
-"Tou-san stop being so mean."
-Will calm down a bit for your sake