Word Count: 250
UHHHH DEFINITELY SOME SPOILERS MAYBE BUT I FEEL LIKE Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW SINCE I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT GETOU AND NAOYA FOR A LONG TIME NOW.
Itadori:
-"Trust me on this."
-*proceeds to die from following his instinct
-foolish isfp, smh
Megumi:
-"I feel fine, why do you ask?"
-a). has just ingested the very very lethal toxin that the goblin had warned was very very lethal in order to get the clue to level up on this perilous quest
-b). has a very visible dagger protruding out of his abdominal region
-you choose
Nobara:
-"Dammit."
-realized something too late
-oh well
Maki:
-"Hold my beer."
-ok but like if she was the legal drinking age
-like aging up her for this headcanon
-Tbh
-I do think 90% of the time she'd win these fights
-though if it were her last dramatic normal words it would def be this
Inumaki:
-"umeboshi" ("We'll be okay :)")
-*incomimg boulder has now started rolling off the top of that very tall hill
Okkotsu:
-"Finally."
-indeed, dear reader, it was not just finally
-✨~surprise shawty~✨
Gojo:
-"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
-Indeed they did him
-amazing really
-stabbing the Gojo Satoru though
-how amusing.
Getou:
-"This isn't my coffee."
-mans is trying to balance taking care of two teenage girls and practically taking over the world on a daily basis
-the oh shit face was everything
Nanami:
-this dramatic mother fucker
-the most dramatic one on this list
-"It's been a pleasure."
-like bruh.
-we're dying we know
-don't gotta rub it in
Sukuna:
-"What's the worst that can happen?"
-cocky even to the death
-the only way to kill this man would be something not premeditated
-it's easy to manipulate something smart
-spontaneous chaos is uncontrollable
Naoya:
-"You won't do it. You're not a killer."
-I believe this is canon in fact
-we know what happens i believe
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Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons
FanfictionJust a bunch of xReader oneshots. I take requests so please ask away!😌 I'll mainly be doing quick headcanons but they'll still be detailed. Requests are open.
