Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + fem!reader, they walk in on you grabbing your boob

Word Count: 752

Heh contrary to what the title says, this actually isn't meant to be sexual. For the adults maybe a little more spicy here and there but not really. It's more so funny and for their reactions. If you identify as a female don't you ever just hold your boob casually just because it's comforting? Just me? Oh well. 

Btw this is also for comforts, like your size really don't matter. Coming from a person that don't even fit in an A cup 😭It's just very comforting to just rest them there...

Itadori:
-Walks into the room and you both just freeze as you stare at each other
-"Yuuji it's not–"
-"Man I do that too."
-Freezing contest part II
-"Huh???"
-Boi just shrugs
-"I can't really squeeze them like yours but it sorta feels warm y'know?"
-You both end up talking about other things that night that bring you comfort
-Like girls at a sleepover

Megumi:
-"Y/N, Gojo-sensei said–"
-Pikachu face
-Whips right around embarassed
-"S-sorry. Didn't mean to–"
-"Gumi it's fine."
-"I should probably shut the door–"
-"This isn't what you think it is."
-"Oh then what is then?"
-Flabbergasted boi over here
-You narrow your eyes at him
-Why was he getting so annoyed for?
-The truth was he was very embarassed
-"Feels good."
-It's his turn to stare at you weirdly

Nobara:
-Guaranteed, girl does this too
-When she walks in, she's staring at you for a few seconds
-She's not thinking of anything dirty
-Just trying to figure out if you're doing this just bc or if you want something more
-"You want me to get you something?"
-Has deduced that you were feeling a bit out of it
-"Yes please."
-Nods and comes back with your drinks
-Let's be honest, she's lying right next to you holding her left baby as well. 

Maki:
-"You good?"
-Flat out just asks you
-"Mm fine."
-Stares at you for a few seconds
-Comes over and has you sit on her lap
-She's massaging your scalp now
-You're welcome

Inumaki:
-"Sal–"
-Another boi who gets shy
-He does this thing where he pulls his neck collar up higher when he's embarrassed, like Megumi
-But when he turns around he accidently hits a wall and falls
-And he's just closing his eyes and trying to get up and save your dignity at the same time even though you don't need it
-"Toge it's fine."
-Gotta bring him over to the bed to calm him down before he wrecks the second year dorms

Okkotsu:
-When he walks in and sees you just lying there he does literally all the above
-He's shouting apologies, spewing nonsense, closing his eyes, trying to get out and evidently fails
-"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry–"
-"Yuu calm down."
-"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry–"
-"It's not what it looks like."
-"But you're– I don't– I–"
-"I swear to the gods if you don't shut up I'll make you actually be sorry for something."

Gojo:
-Take everything above and just fling it out the window
-Like he does none of it
-"Princess? I heard that–"
-Stops when he sees you on the bed scrolling through your phone
-"Oho what's this?"
-Smirk on his face as he approaches the bed, thinking he was gonna get some tonight
-You shoot him a glare and roll your eyes
-"It's not what you think you pervert."
-You throw a pillow at him

Getou:
-He's not really shy when he walks into the room
-But isn't presumptuous when he goes in either
-Sorta sit next to you and observes your stance
-"So you're not doing it because you're horny?"
-"No."
-"And you're just doing just because?"
-"Yes."
-...
-"Does it feel good?"
-You pause, trying to see if he's serious or not
-"Yes."
-You give him a look before glancing at your phone again
-"You wanna try?"
-One big ass hand is now resting on your right boob
-Gasp*
-"Oh my god you're right. It feels amazing and it's not even sexual"
-Treats it like it's the discovery of the light bulb
-"I know right."

Nanami:

-He gives you a funny look when he see your hand rest there so casually 
-What's different about this one is that you walked to the couch in front of him and then put your hand there
-"Honey?"
-"Hm?"
-As he takes a sip from his mug he gauges that you aren't mad
-So he didn't do anything wrong
-"Is there a reason why you're doing that?"
-"hmm...no."
-Doesn't ask further questions but does glance up at you every few seconds to check up

Sukuna:
-So rude
-He walks in and stares at you for a few seconds
-Then he just moves and just grabs the other boob without asking you
-"Ryo wtf."
-"I want to understand human."
-You both sit there as you take in the warmness

Naoya:
-"Wtf are you doing woman?"
-Just give him tired unamused eyes
-"Fuck off"
-Scoffs at your rudeness
-Scoffs at his ignorance
-Ends up asking his servants about it
-You did get cuddles that night, good for you