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y/n's pov~

I started my stream, I was doing a Q&A but with a twist. If people donated a certain amount, they could dare me to do something as well.

I loaded up bedwars and got situated, me and Techno we're going to play duos.

"Alright everyone, text to speech is on!"

-highlights of donos <until the part i actually want to write>-

user4 donated $10!
do you have a partner of

any kind?

"Not at the moment, no. I'm single," I smiled.

"Ha." Techno said monotonously.

"Oh shut up."

;;;

simpforstreamers donated $5!

what's your sexuality? (if
you're comfy saying)

"I'm actually omnisexual."

;;;

the_eret donated $15!
how are you and techno? :)

"Oh hi Eret! I'm doing well, how are you Mr. Blade?"

"Ehhhhhhhhh-"

"Oh my Lord," I role my eyes slightly.

;;;

dreamisasimp donated $30!

use dumb minecraft pick up lines
from google on techno

"Wow thanks so much for 30 dollars, but really?" I groan and open a google tab on another monitor, simply typing 'Minecraft Pickup Lines.' I roll my eyes reading some of these things. I think a lot of the people in our fandoms ship us, like without shipping us publicly, just because we hang out with each other a lot more than other people, but we're just really good friends.

"Hey Techno?"

"Yes?"

"Are you dirt?.. Cause I dig you."

"Oh what is this."

"Are you a creeper? Cause you make my heart explode."

"That one was even worse."

"Are you a torch? Cause you light up my world."

I hear a very very small 'aw' escape his mouth. I raise my eyebrow.

"Are you the End? Because you're out of this world."

"Ew," he goes back into his character of disgust.

"Are you the nether? Because your hot."

"What the fu-"

"I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you."

"This is the worst stuff I've ever heard."

"Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you."

"Oh God when will it end."

"Now, the rest are just ew."

"Those were the not ew ones?"

"Yes."

"Well then."