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↳ diss track || 🌺🌺

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y/n's pov~

I sighed as the music of the video I watching faded. Harry decided to write a distrack about me. Which means I have to snap back.

A couple days and a lot of work later...

-

Okay so you wanna diss me?
Think you can dismiss me?
Harry you only got fame from your friends
And I made it up here on my own
So next time you wanna throw a shot
Make sure you don't miss
After I heard your shit I sobbed
Cause I felt robbed... of 2 minutes of my time
You couldn't even hit a single rhyme
So I thought I'd hop on a beat to let you know
Your rapping sucks so just let it go
Come after me? I think thats pretty funny
Why don't we check to see who's made more money
When you actually fuckin post
Thats when you can fuckin boast
Now let's talk about yout gameplay since you came for mine
I think gaming videos are a waste of time
The only game you win anyway
is one where the rest of the players are bots! ay
So you wanna diss me?
Think you can dismiss me?
Please
Your contents a joke
Your views are so low
You rage quit so quick
Give it a bit
Play games in your free time
Still lose every time
Feels like deja vu
When watching you
Cause what do you always do?
You lose.

I listened to it and although I cringed a bit, Harry thought it was hilarious, and so did all his subscribers.

"Wow what a clap back. I rate it," Harry told me as we were cuddled up listening to it.

"Honestly it's just so cringy to listen to."

"Nah but your songs getting way more hits then mine did so it must be a banger."

"You should add it to your playlist and sing it in the shower."

"You know what... I will," he kisses my forehead and reaches for his phone.

"Don't-" I laugh.

pls dont make fun of my fake rap i made it in like 10 minutes and this sounded fun to write.