𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘷

𝘐𝘕𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘘𝘜𝘖𝘛𝘌𝘚

guess who's back officially!
I really am grateful for all of you
and I can not put into words how much you all mean to me. I honestly really needed that hiatus from everything. I was going through so much but I am happy to say that I made it out of the dark again.

Again, thank you all so much.

YOONGI: *yawns and walks through the hallway early morning*

TAEYONG: *quietly creeps out of Jisoo's room, shirtless*

YOONGI: what the fuck?

TAEYONG: *pauses*.....Heeeyyy, Yoongi-nim

YOONGI: .......Hey, Taeyong.....you stayed the night?

TAEYONG: .......Yeah, I uh.....I did

YOONGI: .....Uh huh....

TEN: *comes out the room shirtless* babe, don't forget the honey and-

YOONGI: what the fuck??

TEN: oooohhhh.....shiiiit.....

YOONGI:.....Ummm....hey, Ten, I didn't know you were here, too

TEN: Y-Yeah we uh....we had some time off and uh-

JUNGKOOK: *comes out wearing a silk robe* you guys, hurry up so we can start round 14, I'm still hot and-

YOONGI: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!

JUNGKOOK: Ooooh shit.....h-hey hyung....you're up early

TAEYONG: we're just gonna.....get that honey and....yeah *walks past him*

YOONGI: *Thoroughly perplexed* ......this girl is getting more action than I am....

( IN JISOO'S ROOM )

JENNIE: I think I heard Yoongi in the hallway

JISOO: *Quickly covers herself with her sheet* oh my god, don't let him hear you!!

JOY: I'm just glad it's not Namjoon this time

( I saw this on tumblr and just had to add it because it made me laugh so hard )

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HOSEOK: has anyone seen Jisoo?

JUNGKOOK: hold on a sec

JUNGKOOK: *takes a deep breath* DABI DESERVED IT

JISOO: *from a different room* FUCK YOU!!

JUNGKOOK: found her

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HUENINGKAI: can we get ice cream, mom?

JISOO: What did Jin say?

YEONJUN: he said no

JISOO: then what makes you think I would say yes?

TAEHYUN: because he's not the boss of you, mom

JISOO: *takes a deep breath* it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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JENNIE: I'll hug a girl, I don't care

JISOO: well, I'll hold hands with a girl!

JENNIE: well, I'LL MARRY A GIRL!

JENNIE: *gets on one knee and shows an engagement ring*

JISOO: *tears up* aww babe

TAEYONG: what the fuck is going on?!

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TAEYONG: *enters Jisoo's heart*

BTS, ENHYPHEN, ARMY AND TXT: *casually eating dinner together*

TAEHYUNG: Who are you?

TAEYONG: I'm Taeyong, her boyfriend, who are you?

ARMY: we're the owner of this house

TAEYONG: oh-

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JISOO: *filming a tiktok* You guys, I've made a mistake....I went in for a kiss and now, they won't let me go

TEN AND TAEYONG: *cuddling her to death* ours

JISOO: but-

TEN AND TAEYONG: ours

JISOO: but- I gotta pee

TEN AND TAEYONG: ours

JISOO: please -

TEN AND TAEYONG: *cuddles more* OURS!!!

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JISOO: If you like me, raise your hand

SOMEONE: what if I don't like you?

JISOO: then raise your fucking standards!!

JIN: *in the crowd* THAT'S MY BABY!