𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘷

𝖨𝖭𝖢𝖮𝖱𝖱𝖤𝖢𝖳 𝖰𝖴𝖮𝖳𝖤𝖲 . 1

don't be a ghost reader, I love hearing from you all.

Jisoo: it's annoying seeing how Jungkook is good at everything

Taehyung: come on! It must be something that he's not good at.

Jimin: yeah, I bet he's a bad kisser

Jisoo: no, he's good at that, too

Taehyung:

Jimin:

Jungkook: 😎

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Yoongi: what state do you live in?

Jisoo: constant anxiety

Jimin: denial

Jin: perfection

Taehyung: Seoul

Namjoon: Seoul is literally not a state, what the fuck-

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Jisoo: when I was 7, I had a crush on a guy in my school and I didnt know how to deal with it so I wrote a letter that said "get out of my school"

Hoseok: That was YOU?!

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Jisoo: I think I like Taeyong, what do I do?

Jin: just call him out

Jisoo: okay. . . .okay I can do that

Taeyong: *walks by*

Jisoo: AYE BITCH YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

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Satan: aight so like you sold me your soul like last week and -

Jisoo, a sagittarius: no returns

Satan: but it's too pure for me and it keeps being mean to me at the same time

Jisoo: sounds like a you problem

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Hoseok: you can't make everyone like you. You're not Jisoo

Jin: not everyone likes Jisoo

Hoseok: who doesn't like jisoo??

Jin: no, I just meant that-

Hoseok: NAMES! NOW!

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* Jisoo becoming Jessica Park and doing something incredibly sexy *

Army: that's disrespectful