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Dream: This is such a bad idea.
Blue: Then why are you coming along?
Dream: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Ink: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Cross: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Outer: Smad.
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Horror: Hey Ink...
Ink: Yeah?
Horror: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ink:...
Ink: Where's Dust?
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Killer: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it.
Nightmare: Just rip the bandage off.
Killer: It's Ink.
Nightmare: Put the bandage back on.
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Ink: How's the sexiest person here~?
Error: I don't know, how are they~?
Ink, flustered: I-
Lust, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Leo: Can I be frank with you guys?
Green: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sage: Can I still be Sage?
Ink, highly amused: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Sage, holding a knife while looking at Dust: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Lust: Not if they consent to it.
Horror: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Dust, very alarmed: YES?!?
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Cross: I think we're missing something.
Dream: Teamwork?
Blue: Cohesion?
Outer: A general sense of what we're doing?
Ink: BOMBS!
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(Later from when Ink sat first on Killer's face)
Nightmare: Tonight, one of you has betrayed us.
Dust: Is it me, Nightmare?
Nightmare: No, it's not you.
Horror: Is it me, Nightmare?
Nightmare: It's not you either.
Killer: Is it me, Nightmare?
Nightmare:...
Nightmare, mockingly: Is It Me NiGhTmArE?
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Lust: Ink.
Lust: Ink!
Lust, pulling back shower curtain: Ink! Are- stop screaming. Are we out of mochi?
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Horror: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Dust: You were flirting with Sage.
Horror: So what? They're one of my partners.
Dust: You asked them if they were single.
Horror:...
Dust: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Lust, amused with Horror: I caught it on camera.
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Ink, to Lust: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Lust, motioning to themself and Outer: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Dream: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Killer: Okay, but in my defense, Dust bet me 15g I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Dream: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Blue: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Cross: We got spring water.
Blue: NO.
Ink: with EXTRA minerals.
Cross: it's like licking a stalagmite.
Blue: DON'T COME HOME.
Ink, holding in a snort: Mmmmm cave water.
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DS Ink talking to Ink: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Sage properly meeting Dust for the first time: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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(Outer's second "audition" for the Star Sanses. He got in on the first one, but he thought he could do better)
Outer: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Outer: *punches wall*
Outer, turning to a cackling Ink:...
Outer: Take me to the Science.
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Captain (From Undersea), holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Leo jumping off the couch: You did WHAT–
Classic, not even looking up: William Snakepeare.
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Error, who wants to take Ink's first kiss: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ink, who knows what Error's up to: Ruru no.
Nightmare, highly amused by the idea: Mistlefoe.
Ink: Please stop encouraging him.
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(One of the first rewrites)
Ink, texting Blue: Blue! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Blue: Where are you?
Ink: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Blue: I'll call Dream.
Drea, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Blue: Where's Ink? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Dream, driving Ink around in an AU to grab coffee: Ink? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Dream:...
Dream: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Dream, thinking it was the fact that he can now make his crown float: THE NEW STYLE ISN'T THAT BAD!
Ink, terrified about this look-a-like: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Outer: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Cross, horrified: The cow???
Outer: What?
Reaper: Cross, W H Y?
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(Back when there were more Ink simps; meaning before Blue and Dream got together)
Dream: Ink... How do I begin to explain Ink?
Nightmare: Ink is flawless.
Error: I hear his paintbrush is insured for 10,000g.
Blue: I hear he does multiverse introduction videos... With creators.
Killer: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Sans Au One-shots
FanfictionSo this is based on my Multiverse. These will be short stories based on either ships or small things that can't be turned into full-on stories. There will be Angst, Fluff, and lemons. They will include my three own Aus: Leo, Green, and Sage. So yeah...
