Trying to get by the Moons to get back to their base and close/hide everything important.
Blue: What do you think Ink will do for a distraction?
Dream: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Dream: ... or he could do that.
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Dream: I know you snuck out last night, Blue.
Ink: Play dumb!
Blue: Who's Blue?
Ink: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Dream, tired b/c it's 4 a.m.: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Blue: >:O language
Ink: Yeah watch your fucking language
Outer: OKAY WHO TAUGHT INK THE FUCK WORD?
Lust: 'The fuck word'.
Cross: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Ink: Oh stars, he censored it
Lust: Say fuck, Cross.
Ink: Do it, Cross. Say fuck
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That one rewrite that Blue had asked Ink out and he accepted out of curiosity.
Dream: Just be yourself.
Blue: 'Be me'? Dream, I have one day to win Ink over. How long did it take before you guys started liking my idea?
Outer: Couple weeks.
Lust: Six months.
Cross: The jury's still out.
Blue: See, Dream?
Blue: 'Be me'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Dream: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Blue: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Outer: I dropped an iron on my leg once and burned it.
Ink: I have a piece of graphite in my femur for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil.
Lust: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Cross:
Cross: I have emotional scars.
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Trying to get the simps to confess to Ink
Dream: Time for plan G.
Blue: Don't you mean plan B?
Dream: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Lust: What about plan D?
Dream: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Outer: What about plan E?
Dream: I'm hoping not to use it. All three of them die in plan E.
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Sans Au One-shots
FanfictionSo this is based on my Multiverse. These will be short stories based on either ships or small things that can't be turned into full-on stories. There will be Angst, Fluff, and lemons. They will include my three own Aus: Leo, Green, and Sage. So yeah...
