[OLD] One Helluva Boss! (A Blitzø x reader fanfiction/Oneshots, Scenarios, etc)

It goes down

(Striker & Y/n in a boat)

Striker: Mm, It's a bridge

Y/n: *confused & looks behind her* ??

Striker: Just goes around the corner.

Striker:🎵 Walking on the fighting side of me🎵

Y/n: Striker, that don't look like a bridge...

Striker: *singing*

Y/n: Striker- Striker, it goes down...

Striker: It don't, it don't go down.

Y/n: Striker, it GOES down.

Striker: No it don't.

Y/n: IT DO GO DOWN!

Striker: Oh-

Y/n: *tries jumping out the boat*

Striker: sTOP! STOP! STOP! Don't do-

Y/n: *jumps in Striker's arms, afraid* PLEASE STRIKER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DO THAT-! *clutches onto Striker's shirt in fear*

Striker: *dYING*

(A/n: Thought about this video a while back and thought it was funny. I feel like if these two were friends/dating, they would joke around like this. Blitzø is too scared to do this because he knew he wouldn't be able to walk for a week after this (lmao). Striker wouldn't give a fuck. Thank you for reading!)