Y/n: Anything you can do, I could do better!
Lucifer: HA!
Y/n: I can do anything better than you~!
Lucifer: No you can't.
Y/n: Yes, I can.
Lucifer: No, you can't.
Y/n: Yes, I can.
Lucifer: No, you can't!
Y/n: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Lucifer:
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
Y/n: No, you're not.
Lucifer: Yes, I am.
Y/n: No, you're not.
Lucifer: Yes, I am.
Y/n: No, you're not!
Lucifer: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Lucifer: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Y/n: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
Lucifer: I can live on bread and cheese.
Y/n: *amazed* And only on that?!
Lucifer: Yep!
Y/n: *unimpressed* So can a rat...
Lucifer: >:O
Lucifer: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
Y/n: I can sing anything higher than you.
Lucifer: No, you can't. (High)
Y/n: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Higher)
Y/n: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Higher)
Y/n: Yes, I can! (Higher)
Lucifer: No, you caaaaaan't! (Higher)
Y/n: Yes, I can! (Higher)
Lucifer: No, you can't! (Higher)
Y/n: Yes, I CAAAAAAN! (Highest)
Lucifer (spoken): How do you sing that high?
Y/n (spoken): I'm a girl!
...
Lucifer: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Y/n: I can say anything softer than you!
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Softly)
Y/n: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Softer)
Y/n: Yes, I can... (Softer)
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Softer)
Y/n: Yes, I can... (Softer)
Y/n: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Lucifer: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Y/n: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Lucifer: I can open any safe.
Y/n: Without bein' caught?
Lucifer: You bet!
Y/n: That's what I thought, you greedy bastard...
Lucifer: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
Y/n: I can hold any note longer than you.
Lucifer: No, you can't.
Y/n: Yes, I can
Lucifer: No, you can't.
Y/n: Yes, I caaaaaan!
Lucifer: No, you caaaaaan't!
Y/n: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I -I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
CAN!
Lucifer: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Lucifer: Where do you keep all that air?
Y/n: *holding a flimsy lung* Ugh...
Lucifer: Oh...
Lucifer: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
Y/n: I can say anything faster than you.
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Fast)
Y/n: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Lucifer: No, you can't. (Faster)
Y/n: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Lucifer: No,you can't. (Faster)
Y/n: YesIcan! (Fastest)
Lucifer: I can jump a hurdle!
Y/n: I can wear a girdle!
Lucifer: I can knit a sweater.
Y/n: I can fill it better!
Lucifer: I can do most anything!
Y/n: Can you bake a pie?
Lucifer: No...
Y/n: Neither can I.
Lucifer: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
Y/n: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
Lucifer: No, you can't~ (Sweetly)
Y/n: Yes, I can~ (Sweeter)
Lucifer: No, you can't~ (Sweeter)
Y/n: Yes, I can~ (Sweeter)
Lucifer: No, you can't~ (Sweeter)
Y/n: Yes, I can~ (Sweeter)
Lucifer: No, you can't, can't, can't! (sweeter)
Y/n: Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)
(At the same time)
Y/n: Yes, I caaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Lucifer: No, you caaaaaaaaaaaaan't!
(A/n: Not to sure why I made this, I didn't even watch the musical. Father/ Daughter bonding am I right? Also, I still have a serious case of writer's block, so if anyone has a short and creative request, hopefully, I can make it! [Request page]Thank you for reading!)
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[OLD] One Helluva Boss! (A Blitzø x reader fanfiction/Oneshots, Scenarios, etc)
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