Blitzø: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Moxxie: I'd rather kill myself than listen to your jokes.
Blitzø: You boil the hell out of it...?
Millie: Haha.... that was... good...
Blitzø: You boil the hell out of it-?
Loona: No.
Blitzø: You boil the hell out of it...
Y/n :*snorts, chuckles, then bursts out laughing* That's hilarious!
Blitzø: *smiles*
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Moxxie: Pocky?
Millie: *eats Pocky and kisses him*
Y/n: Pocky-?
Blitzø: *kisses her*
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*Y/n, Millie, and Moxxie at Blitzø's funeral*
Millie: Ok, N/n, we buried him.
Y/n: Wha- You buried him in a f***ing ant hill, guys?!
Moxxie: Well it was the only place that we could dig up!
Y/n: I said give him a nice burial!
Millie: N/n, do you know how much it costs to cultivate land?!
Moxxie: Yeah, King Lucifer would be mad if we just dug up holes everywhere-
Y/n: Ok everybody shut up, we're gonna say something nice about Blitzø.
Moxxie: Ok...
Y/n: Blitzø you were a great person-
Moxxie: *to himself* Degenerate.
Y/n: I'll never forget about the naughty things we did together...
Millie: Wait, what... wha-
Y/n: And I'm really surprised you didn't break sooner... I really gave you quite a pounding... I mean the things we did... I'm pretty it's illegal.
Moxxie: Watch out for the ants.
Y/n: O-Oh, thanks. I'm gonna miss you, I love you...
Millie: Are you done, Y/n?
Y/n: No... Say something nice.
Moxxie: What?
Y/n: Say something nice about Blitzø!
Moxxie: He fell on carpet.
Y/n: MOXXIE-!
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Y/n: Sniff~! Sniff~!
Moxxie: Are y'all sniffing each other's butts-?
Blitzø: *blushing* WHAT?! WE WERE SNIFFING EACH OTHER'S FACES YOU IDIOT!!
Millie: How were we supposed to know-?
Blitzø: Hey, we don't do what you do to Millie, ok?!
Moxxie: *anGY*
Blitzø: HEY HEY CALM DOWN!
Millie: Mox stop!
Blitzø: I LEAST I DON'T SNIFF MILLIE'S BUTT, MOX!
Moxxie: Don't talk about it-
Millie: Don't talk about that-
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*Y/n, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø playing a game*
Millie: *laughs* You got the killer on top of you!
Y/m: Hey! The only person who's allowed to be on top of me is Blitzø!
Moxxie: WHAT?!
Blitzø: *blushing* WHAT?!
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Y/n: Is that seat taken?
Blitzø: That's my lap?
Y/n: I know what I said~
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Blitzø to Kali: Anybody here want to look like a little... bitch?
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*Blitzø and Y/n doing riddles*
Blitzø: I forgave her cheating- I forgave her- fuck-
Y/n: *laughs*
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Millie: What sound does a dog make?
Y/n: Uh, woof.
Millie: What sound does a cow make?
Y/n: Moo.
Millie: What sound do you make during sex with Blitzø?
Y/n: *mOANs*
Millie: oH-
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Y/n: *when they have sex* Blitzø, look.
Y/n: *When she's changing* Don't look-
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Blitzø: So tell me more.
Y/n: I kinda feel like my therapist is hitting on me...
Blitzø: And how does that make you feel?
Y/n: *blushing* Pretty good...
Blitzø: EEEEEEE-
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Y/n: Please no! I love you!
Blitzø: I'm sorry, I have to...
Y/n: Please, I'm begging you, after all we've been through?!
Blitzø: I'm sorry... *places down 4+* Uno.
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(A/n: Don't ask why I decided to do this. Oh, and if y'all are interested or curious, do y'all have any questions, requests, or any type of fan feedback you want me to see, let me know! I'm feeling super freaking tired rn, don't know why, but I'm going to go ask if I can get Starbucks. Thank you for reading!!)
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