Moxxie: *Making Mac & Cheese*
Blitzø: That's what good pussy sound like! *laughs and runs*
Moxxie: Sir?!
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Y/n: Who ate my apples?!
Moxxie: Who ate Blitzø's ass?
Y/n: *whispers* ...Alright...
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Striker: Oh, sorry I fell asleep while I waiting for you to make me a sandwich.
Y/n: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.
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Millie: Oh my god, that was so funny! HahahahahahAHAHAH!
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Moxxie: All women, *brings out lightsaber* are queens!
Blitzø: If she breathes, *brings out lightsaber* she's a THOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Both of them: *epic anime battle*
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Stella: And they were roommates!
Y/n: O h m y g o d t h e y w e r e r o o m m a t e s.
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*Y/n, Stolas and Blitzø behind the scenes taking a picture*
Blitzø: *secretly grabbing onto Y/n's hand*
Y/n: *puts his hand down* Not now, Blitzø. Not in front of Stolas.
Stolas: *also grabs onto Y/n's hand*
Y/n: Wait-
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*the antagonists hanging out*
Verosika: Oh shit that's my jam!
Asmodeus: *brings out Fizzarolli puppet*
Striker: *recording while laughing*
Asmodeus: Shawty, I don't.... miND!
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Verosika: Welcome to the “Fuck Blitzø” support group.
Fizzarolli: Where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that bitch.
Striker: But first,a few words from our newest members.
Y/n and Stolas, sweating: So we may have misunderstood-
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Y/n: Blitzø! You gotta help me! I'm stuck!
Blitzø: YEA-
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*When Y/n isn't home* (Future AU)
Blitzø: *playing the trombone*
Kali: *slamming the oven door on the beat*
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Millie/Moxxie: How much you pay for that taco?
Y/n/Blitzø: You know this boi got this free taco- *falls and looses taco*
Millie/Moxxie: *lauGHing*
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Y/n: It's the end of class, anybody have any questions?
Moxxie: Do we have homework-
Literally everyone: *fucking DEMOlish*
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Lucifer: What?
Young Y/n: You're not my dad!! *mumbles* Ugly fucking noodle head-
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Me RN: Happy Chritmas! It's chrismin!
Me in front of you: Merry Chrisis!
Me in front of my friends: Merry Chrysler!
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Stolas: *falls through a fucking building*
Y/n: *drinking coffee/tea* Hey Stolas.
Stolas: Hey Y/n. That hurt.
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Y/n @ Blitzø: -Want me to get pregnant?! Fuck!
Blitzø: *in the background* I didn't know!
Y/n: You just cum in girls without even asking?! Like Jesus-!
Lucifer: *comes in the room* HOLY SHIT! DID YOU JUST CUM IN MY DAUGHTER--?!
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Y/n: I am the most intelligent, valuable person on this team!
Moxxie: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine-?
Y/n: I paid for my chips, I am getting my chips!
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Blitzø: Who wants to get crazy for new year?!
Everybody: *yelling* YEAHHHH!
Y/n: *Smashes a bowl on to the ground as everybody else stares in silence while she's still screaming*
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(A/n: Quite a small update since I'm going to be real busy tomorrow since it's the big day of December 24. My family and I are doing a secret Santa exchange this year for Christmas Eve. But yeah, other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day/Christmas and new year! I will be releasing some new art tomorrow on here and yeah, I think that just about covers it. I hope you all have a happy holidays! I love you all so much! Thank you all so much for reading!)
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[OLD] One Helluva Boss! (A Blitzø x reader fanfiction/Oneshots, Scenarios, etc)
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