[OLD] One Helluva Boss! (A Blitzø x reader fanfiction/Oneshots, Scenarios, etc)

Helluva Boss Bloopers #2

Striker: Starting with the ones that treat you like a play thing~

Y/n:*legit turned on*...

Y/n: Line?

Camera crew: *burst out laughing*

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Stella: I WANT THIS CHEATING DICK- Fuck I said dick... *cries from laughing*

Stolas: Hey! You were just a bit off! But you got the spirit! *laughs too*

Octavia: *smiling* Alright, cut.

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Verosika: I'm doing freelance-

Millie: Freelance isn’t free!

Both: *look at each other and laugh*

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Cletus: We are saving that shitty old man's life! Whether he want it, or not- oh you gotta be kidding me.

Keenie: *laughing* I just love when we get it right in rehearsal, and then we mess it up during filming-

Blitzø: Oh, motherfucker-

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Blitzø: If you kissed my ass any deeper, you'd go deeper inside of me then Y/n!

Lyle: *Suddenly bursts out laughing*

Loopty: I'm sorry, but I LITERALLY can't take that line serious. *laughs*

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Y/n: Aw! You're all so cute!

Collin: Y/n, we're rolling.

Y/n: oH SHIT WE WERE RECORDING?! HWBHWJJWK

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Stolas: Greetings tiny wrath imps-

Random imp: No.

Stolas: GODDAMMIT! *Leaves the stage*

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*the characters on break*

Moxxie: *on a bean bag chair* I kid you not, this is the most frustrating thing I've done all day and I'm not to sure if it's even the deep end. *shots bulls eye perfectly without turning around*

Millie: You are aware you just shot that perfectly...

Moxxie: Wait really?

Striker: Yeah, you did.

Moxxie: Damn, I signed up for the wrong profession.

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Verosika: Why don’t you send this to your pimp, dick- Fuck I messed up.

Y/n: It's ok! You got this!

(2nd try)

Verosika: Why don’t you send this to your- *bursts out laughing* I literally can't do this anymore!

Y/n: *cries laughing* I love this way more than I should.

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(A/n: I know I was requested to make this a long time ago but that wasn't my top priority at the moment. I hope you enjoyed this stupid blooper reel!)