Y/n @ Stolas: AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!
Stolas: Wow.
Y/n: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
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Blitzø: *rolls into the parking lot with sunglasses and 'Just Dance' playing in front of Y/n*
Also Blitzø: It's Britney Bitch.
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Millie: *outside of the window smiling evilly with blinds covering her face*
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Y/n: *when people start flirting with her* NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO-!
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Loona: *finger gun gesture*
Moxxie: *also finger gun gesture*
Millie: *also also finger gun gesture*
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Stella: I declare... BANKRUPTCY!
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Blitzø: *rolls into the couch and flops, knocking over a painting and lamp*
PARKOUR!
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Stolas: I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows!
Y/n: :/
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Moxxie: I'm not superstitious, but I'm- I'm a little-stitious.
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Y/n: *finds out Blitzø cheated so she makes out with Striker* Well, well, well... how the turntables...
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Millie: WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
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Moxxie: Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture, *shows a picture of Brandon Rogers* and this picture. *shows a picture of Blitzø*
(Later)
Moxxie: They're the same picture.
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Y/n in Episode 3: I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
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Y/n to Stolas: Why are you the way that you are?
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Y/n: *when things go horribly wrong* OH MY GOD! OK IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!
Moxxie: What's the procedure?!
Y/n: STAY F****** CALM!
Millie: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-
Blitzø: EVERYBODY F****** CALM DOWN!
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Loona: I am dead inside.
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Verosika: I am aware of the effect I have on women.
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Martha/Ms. Mayberry: Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
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Stella: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?
Octavia: MOM, YOU IGNORANT SLUT-
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Stolas: It was like, oh, Y/n is walking towards us.
*picture of Y/n giving a handshake to Stolas for thinking he might cut down on the flirting after episode 2, while Stolas is confused*
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C.H.E.R.U.B.: Do you think smoking drugs is cool? Do you think doing alcohol is cool?
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Loona: Should've burn this place down when I had the chance.
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Blitzø: *talking about Loona to Moxxie and Millie* She's never gonna do anything wrong!
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Blitzø @ Robo Fizz: I ' l l k i l l y o u .
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Millie, Y/n, and Blitzø: *cheering for Moxxie*
Moxxie: *jumps*
Moxxie: *weakly* p a r k o u r.
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(A/n: I laughed my ass off when I saw this video. Even though I never watched the office, my brother told me a bit about, so I know a little. By the way, making a discord server has been lingering around my mind for a little bit, so should I make a discord server? I also don't know when I'll end the art contest at the moment, so it'll take some time. Thank you for reading!)
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