I wanted to do this so bad , so here we go . Because I can hehe .
It's gonna be like a drama .
Tsukishima was sleeping when someone knocked on the door .
Tsuki : What the -
Riley : Dad there is someone on the door
Tsuki : Oh really , you think ?
Riley : Yah
Tsuki : The fact that you are my daughter and you still don't get sarcasm , is really concerning to me
Someone knocks on the door again .
Tsuki : coming
Tsukishima opens the door and makes a irritated face on the person who is standing on the door .
Tsuki : Karen ?
Karen , The next door nosy neighbor , crosses her hands : Yeah
Tsuki : Yah you got the wrong house .
Karen : No
Tsuki : Yah no , the uptight miserable middle ages spawn of satan meeting is down the street , you are gonna take a left , you will see a cliff and you are gonna jump off -
Karen : I am here because my son hunter
Hunter : Hi
Karen : Wants a play date with *looks over at riley*
Tsuki : Riley ?
Karen : You know it's not too late to change her name
Tsuki : Ok so I should name my child the exact opposite of what he is . Your child's name should be stunned possom on deer in headlights .
Karen : You know what we are done . Hunter ....... . Hunter is no where to be found . Hunter?
Hunter comes in with a lot of make up on his face .
Tsuki makes a exhausted face : Riley .............
Riley : Isn't he pretty ?
Karen : Hunter ......... you have ........ make up on your face .
Riley : Oh really you think
Tsuki *gasps* : sarcasm (proud dad)
Next week :
Tsukishima finally sitting down for the first time in the day . Someone knocks . He signed .
Tsuki : Why do people knock on the door just like text me . *opens the door* karen ?
Karen : Yeah
Tsuki : Halloween is not here for 5 months .
Karen looking confused : Halloween ?
Tsuki : Yeah , why else would you be dressed up as an uptight hoity poity arrogant snake .
Karen : very funny
Tsuki : Wait till I tell an actual joke
Karen : ...............
Tsuki : Oh wait , that's you
Karen : can you drop it ?
Tsuki : Listen I don't know for how much longer you can stand in this human vessel before you bust open in your natural demon form so let's hurry this up .
Karen : Thanks to your daughter putting make up on hunter's face a few days ago .
Hunter : Hi
Karen : he wants to wear it all the time
Tsuki : and ?
Karen : It's completely inappropriate
Tsuki : You know what , my daughter plays with legoes , I wish we can lock them both up .
Karen crossing her arms : sarcasm ?
Tsuki : Oh you cracked the code , sherlock
Karen : Whatever , we are out of here .............. hunter is no where to be found again ..... hunter ?
Riley : He wanted purple this time .
Hunter comes with purple lipstick around his lips
Karen : OH my god
Tsuki : Oh I get it , you are just jealous because he is prettier than you .
Hunter smiles .
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction(y/n) (l/n) was a simple high school girl who had listless days her whole life . Until she met a cocky blonde . She used to hate him at the beginning up in the end .......... fck just read the story .