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I have some bad writers block...my bad
I apologize, there will be a part 2
Also didn't proof read...never do
Y/n x Wilhemina Venable
TW: Drinking, marking, smut not terrible I don't think...
"I can't show up to Megan's house party with no one again! Every time I go alone I always end up third third third wheeling!" I throw myself flat onto my bed in defeat.
"Oh come on y/n it will still be fun besides you might even meet someone there"
"Jackie don't! Every time you guys try and hook me up at these things they always end awful."
"That's not true what about that one time at David's...oh wait or there's Jordan no wait um." They started to scratch their head trying to come up with anything to defend their point which ended in failure. "Shit well whatever you can chill with me and Alex it will be fun."
"You and Alex always end up eating each other's faces after two shots then naked in the pool...never again. I swear there are still pictures of my boobs on the internet somewhere."
"Why don't you just pick someone on tinder or bumble or something, whatever single people use. You have like 4 days before the party anyway."
"Shop for a person to wear on my arm for a night, I can't I don't even know how or -."
"Maybe but if you give me your phone I'll hook you up, come on." Jackie flops on the bed next to me grabbing my phone downloading the app and building my profile.
"Smile bitch! Damn you cute as hell. Alright so we are officially up and running okay sooo let's see." Jackie continued to swipe and comment their reason of why it's a yes or a no.
A women appeared on the screen she was beautiful and her bio was so eye catching! "Wait what about her?"
"Girl she looks good low key terrifying and she's literally 40". Jackie goes to swipe left and I snatch the phone away from them.
"So thats okay what does it matter hear me out okay, Wilhemina and I have a few common interests fuck it imma like her. How do I do it?"
"Omg maybe you are 40? KIDDING god don't give me that look swipe right." I swipe and the word MATCH appear on my screen.
"Omg omg omg what do I do!? Dude what do I do!?" Jackie laughs and grabs my phone.
"Calm your ass down, you are literally the definition of gay panic chill!"
"Okay okay what should I send? 'Hey wanna come to party with me so I don't look like a complete social loser also I really really like you please date me'?"
"Um how about a simple, 'hello' maybe just a suggestion. If you are feeling fancy ask her what her favourite book is?".
"Okay yea yea cool okay." I type in the box and pass it to Jackie. "Press send I can't."
"Girl I can't with your ass, there done. Now we wait oh shit they are typing."
"Ah what do I do."
"Wait then answer."
"You hold it tell me what they say."
"She said, 'hello y/n I thought you matched me by accident I am really happy to hear from you. I read through your profile and notice we have a lot in common. I am not much of a texting person I was wondering if you wanted to get coffee maybe?"
"Say yes! Omg I don't text either they will understand! Omg what are you typing."
"Chillllll for real y/n, look bitch I said, 'I would love to get coffee! When works best for you I am free until Friday evening.' Good enough?"
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Sarah Paulson character ✨one shots ✨18+
FanfictionTitle says it all...first time writer, so take that how ever you like. Good luck Also the earlier chapters are very poorly written I'll fix them...eventually 😬 Bye I don't any rights to anything, not my character...please don't sue me!
