The Narutoverse

Naruto Thugumaki

Asher:"One question before we start Hanabi, Hisashi would you like to stay or do you want to go back to your place?"

Hiashi:"I would like to go back, things like this isn't really my type of entertainment."

Asher:"Understandable, Hinabi."

Hanabi:"I want to stay, if you don't mind father."

Hiashi:"It's fine."

Asher:"Alrighty then, bye Hiashi."

The being summoned a black portal and Hiashi walked through, Asher kept the portal open for a little while and Iruka came through it.

Naruto:"Iruka sensei?!"

Iruka:"Hey Naruto, everyone."

Kakashi:"What are you doing here Iruka."

Iruka:"Well this person? *Points at Asher*-"

Kushina:"Mr. Creeper."

Asher:"STOP CALLING ME CREEPY!"

Kushina:"NO!"

Iruka:"I-is that the fourth hokage, a-and lady Kushina as well!?"

Minato:"Hello."

Jiraiya:"I'm here as well!"

Iruka:"L-lord Jiraiya!?"

Asher:"Yes, I brought them all back from the dead! Your welcome."

Iruka:"That's amazing!"

Naruto:"But what are you doing here sensei?!"

Asher:"Ah! I brought him here to react to a universe that we will be watching."

Sakura:"What universe will we be watching right now?"

Asher:"No spoilers, but I find this one hilarious. Let's begin."

Here it was, the day of the nine tails attack, on konoha.

Kushina:"Ehh?! Why start here?"

Asher:"Just keep watching."

The nine tail fox attacks the village
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For no reason at all."

All:"Huh?"

Kurama:"You shit stains kidnappedmy wife! Give her back, or catch these tails"

Naruto:"Kurama you have a wife!?"

Kurama:"I don't see how that's possible, I'm genderless."

Kankoro:"Did he say, catch these tails? What's that mean?"

Asher:"It's a more modern saying. You'll know later on in life."

Ninja:"Well fellas, any last words before we die."

Ninja2:"So, guys, y'know how the Hokage said not to go to that monster girl village hidden in the ecchi."

All:"What?!"

Jiraiya:"Ecchi! Where is it and can I go there!?"

Tsunade punch his through the wall.

Orochimaru:'How does he not know yet to stop?'

Ninja:"Damn it Jefferson! Don't yiu know stripper etiquette?! Look don't touch!"

Minato the fourth Hokage has entered the fray doing some hand signs.

Kushina:"Yeah take him out Minato!"

Minato:"Hehe."

Jiraiya:"Though I must agree with that other ninja, that is proper stripper etiquette."