The Narutoverse

Naruto Thugumaki (part 3)

Naruto:"Shadow clones? Maaaan! I'm starting to think this isn't a roll of magic toilet paper."

Tsunade:"Good, maybe he won't actually take a crap on a historical relic."

Jiraiya:"Heh, it would be funny if he did."

Minato:"I don't think it wouls sensei."

Sarutobi:"All right you poor excuses for henchmen."

Sannin:".......sensei?"

Naruto:"Boy, this is awkward."

R/N:"But we're ninja-"

Sarutobi:"Henchmen! And this is the last time that Thugumaki hoodlum causes problems. This time, I want you to sendhim sleeping with the fishes!"

Then all the n8nja scattered to find Naruto.

Naruto:"HE'S GOING GO KILL ME!?"

Asher:"Calm down, he's not going to kill you so relax."

Jiraiya:"This just gets weirder and weirder."

While all the ninja searching, we see Kakashi vibing, listening to some rap on a stereo, while smoking.

Kurenai looks at kakashi in disappointment, she did not like people smoking.

Kakashi:"What? I don't smoke."

Kakashi:"wait, what was I doing again?"

Kakashi:".......Though that does sound kinda like me."

The scene cut off to Iruka wearing sunglasses interrogating Naruto.

Iruka:"Hands where I can see em Ninja! you got any kunai on ya, any illegal curse marks? You smokin that leaf? Yeah that's right, I know what you ninjas are on! And I don't mean the village buster!"

Anko:"Haha, you do realize your a ninja too you idiot."

Iruka:"*sigh* Yes Anko, I do k ow I'm a ninja too."

Naruto:"Damn Iruka, you slow as shit. I had enough time to get 5 session out the way. Oh a-and I learnt some new jutsu."

Tsunade:"Oh kami, he did shit on the forbidden scroll."

Jiraiya:"Hehe it'll be a nice surprise to sensei that's for sure."

Iruka:"O-oh kami, is that ehat that smell is?!"

Naruto is coughing while farting making a green cloud.

Kiba:"God I hate you Naruto."

Naruto:"What? It was the only way to beat you."

Kiba:"It was embarrassing."

Shino:"It's okay that you lost Kiba, even if was because you smelled Naruto's fart."

Kiba:"*sigh* You don't help Shino."

Naruto:"Yeah cause, sensei turquois, he said if I wipe my ass with these secret scrolls, I'd learn what I needed to pass!"

Everyone looked at the mysterious being with utter confusion and disgust.

Asher:"What can I tell ya, it's a parody."

Iruka:"Naruto these are sacred scrolls, historic relics! Do you have any idea- huh?"

Iruka then saw shuriken flying right at them.

Iruka:"Move!"

He then got hit with those shuriken at he pushed Naruto away.

Iruka:"Aw shit, freakin turquoise! Is this all you."