Asakate in Japan: Journey Across GEN - Escape to Fried Chicken

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*somewhere inside Suzui's dorm*

Sakate: *checks MeTube channel on his phone*

Suzui: What are you doing?

Sakate: Seeing if I still have any fans. Oh no, I haven't uploaded in 3 months!

Suzui: Is that a bad thing?

Sakate: Shut up Suzui, you release one video every 5 months.

Suzui: Fair enough...

Sakate: It's time to—

Suzui: Duel!

Sakate: Make content! Wait, what?

Suzui: Wait, what?

Sakate: WHAT CARD GAME ARE YOU PLAYING

Suzui: I'M SORRY JOHN INFLUENCED ME

John: Done kno *activates his trap card*

Sakate: Oh, hey John!

John: Wagwan bruv, you mans want some uv dis munch? *holds out a bucket of fried chicken to Sakate and Suzui*

Sakate: Don't mind if I do. *takes a drumstick*

Suzui: Thank you John! *takes a thigh*

Sakate: *bites into it and spits it out with the rage of Gordon Ramsey* Bloody hell! This tastes fookin' awful! Who cooked this awful shite?!

Suzui: *bites into it* Mmm, tastes good!

John: Mans can't give away mans sources you get me?

Sakate: John, I swear to god, I'm going to actually go hunt down whoever made this god awful chicken and tell them how much they fookin' suck at cooking— wait.

Suzui: Can I have another piece John?

John: Say less my G.

Sakate: Are you two even listening to me?!

Suzui & John: *munching on wings* No (bruv)

Sakate: *sigh* I'm visiting Kaido. I got an idea!

*one trip to the yacht later*

Sakate: Kaido.

Kaido: Sakate.

Sakate: I need a small loan of a million private points.

Kaido: Do you want to go into debt?

Sakate: Please! I beg you! My MeTube channel is dying and I need content! That, and I need to figure out who made this disgusting fried chicken I ate earlier.

Kaido: With such petty reasons to spend one million private points, I approve of your begging.

Sakate: Wait, really?

Kaido: God no, I'm not letting you touch my money. However, I will let you touch Emma's money.

Sakate: I-I'm sorry, what?

Kaido: Emma loves me very much, so it'll be fine if you loan one million points from her instead on my behalf.

Sakate: Won't she be angry...?

Kaido: She'll understand, you two are friends.

Sakate: I mean the part about you loaning off her money on her behalf!

Kaido: She's richer than me, she can handle it.

Sakate: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE HAS MORE POINTS THAN YOU?!

Kaido: JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE THE LOAN BEFORE I INCREASE THE INTEREST

*one trip to the headmaster's office later*

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