wrong number | avengers

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the avengers
layed out like a groupchat
warnings: swearing

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you
suck my dick.

???
yeah no thank you.

you
you're not david...

???
definitely not.

you
you name is now simon! :)

'name changed to simon'

simon
wait, what no!!
you could have given me a better name

you
nah i like simon

simon
call me stark, tony stark

you
damn, i didn't know this was a james bond audition

you
you did not get the part bro

you
oh shit, you're ironman

Simon
yes!! the only and only

'name changed to mr.stank'

mr.stank
hey kid, you need to work on your spelling

???
who the fuck is this?!

???
bucky, language!!

mr.stank
i accidentally picked up a stray.

you
bucky barnes!! omfg

'name changed to bucky'

mr.stank
HEY HOW COME BUCKY GETS A NORMAL NAME

you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

???
stick man

bucky
well tony, you see, i'm obviously just superior

???
why is Tony sulking, what did you guys do now :/

you
he just can't take the truth that's all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

???
stick man.

???
and who the fuck are you!?

???
natasha, watch your language!

you
natasha... as in the black widow, natasha romanoff?! i think i'm going to pass out

bucky
nat... you've broken the child.

'name changed to tasha'

tasha
CHANGE IT!

you
no can do my love 😌

bucky
r.i.p champ

mr.stank
kid, she doesn't take too well to the nickname. trust me, i know

???
what have you done to nat she's the one sulking now ?!

you
she loves me <3

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