𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

convo cuts part three | mcu

natasha romanoff/mcu

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steve: y/n, did you eat the last powdered donut?

you: no

steve: then what's that on your cheek?

you: cocaine.

tony: HEY, THAT WAS MINE

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tony: who gave y/n a knife?!

nat, raising a hand: me :)

tony: WHY

nat, shrugging: they felt unsafe

tony: well now i feel unsafe

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bucky: hey, can i sit?

you: i certainly hope so

you: just not with me :)

*he sits on the other sofa, sulking*

nat: hey, can i sit?

you, shuffling over: of course :)

bucky, pouting: what's she got that i don't

you: you seriously want me to answer that?

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*you're daydreaming in a team meeting and everyone's noticed*

tony, smug: i bet she's thinking about me

sam: nah, nah it's definitely me

bucky: funny, real funny

bruce: hey, it could be me!!

loki: pfft

tony, waving his hands around: maximoff, do you mind?

wanda: that's an invasion of privacy

tony: pleeease

wanda, huffing: ok, but if she's pissed you're dealing with her

*she does her magic wiggly woos*

sam: it's me right?

wanda: well...

tony: well!?

nat, smirking: this'll be fun

wanda: i- urm it's kinda none of you

tony, sam, bucky, bruce, loki: WHAT!

bucky: oh god, it's steve?

wanda: nat, help me please

nat, shaking you: detka
(babe)

you: oh god, i zoned out again didn't i?

wanda: why didn't you tell me

you, confused af: tell you?

wanda, pointing at her ring finger: you know

you, looking at nat: aha