𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

convo cuts part four | mcu

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fury: ok avengers, i've got you a new recruit

tony: oh god, not again

fury: romanoff, i believe you know them

nat: yeah, my ex girlfriend y/n

tony: awkwarddd

you: can you please stop introducing me like that

you: i'm her wife

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steve: y/n, i've asked her three times, she said no

you: poor, poor stevie. let me show you how it's done

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you: tasha, my love, ple-

nat: yes

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bruce: hey nat, i wrote you a poem. want to hear it?

nat: urm sure

bruce: roses are red, violets are blue-

you: if you finish that sentence, i will murder you

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you, talking to self: hmm new password...

natasha: just remember to pick something you'll always remember

you: n a t a s h a...

you: it said it's was too weak...

nat: THAT BITCH CALLED ME WHAT-

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nat: sorry i'm late i was doing... stuff

*you burst into the room with messy hair and panting*

sam: oh heyyy 'stuff'

you: sHe pUsHeD mE dOwN tHe StAiRs

nat: YoU fElL

you: AFTER YOU PUSHED ME

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maria: you know y/n would die for you right?

nat: y/n would die for a fucking pigeon

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sam: aren't you wanted in like seventy odd countries?

you: i don't get why being gay is such a big deal-

nat, whispering: detka, i think it's the whole trying to overthrow the government thing

you: oh yeh that. well in my defense i was left unsupervised

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you: how is the prettiest person in the multiverse today?

nat: hmm i don't know, how are-