𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

would include - rw

rachel weisz

ik y'all are probably fed up with these but... yh, lol

i also kind of want to do
'if ____ were your parent:'

being in a relationship with rachel weisz would include:

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• forehead and cheek kisses all the time

• snuggling up in bed together and reading books aloud to one another
- it's often you who reads to her because like she says 'your voice makes me feel calm and safe'

• being her number one fan/supporter

• when she wins awards:
- giving her the biggest of hugs and a kiss on the cheek before she walks up to the stage
- a double thumbs up and a goofy smile of encouragement during
- running backstage to tackle her into another hug and pepper her face in kisses afterwards

• grumpy rachel when she's had a stressful day
- all she needs really is you and a little bit of wine, then she's content again

• you hugging her from behind and refusing to let go so she has to basically waddle around the house with you attached to her back
- she'll pretend to be grumpy about it but won't admit she secretly loves it

• finding comfort in her films 'the mummy', 'the mummy returns' and 'black widow' when she's away filming and you couldn't join her

• having a bookshelf full of 'lesbian literature'

• nicknames she has for you:
- honey
- sweetheart
- darling
- penguin

• nicknames you have for her:
- baby
- my queen (to take the mick)
- darling
- my london girl (like 'london boy' by taylor swift)

• when on red carpets she'll always have some kind of hold on you whether it be hugging you from behind or by holding your pinkie with hers

• constantly reminding her that she's a lesbian icon because... well... she is

• that disappointed mum face when you've done something she's either told you not to do or is highly questionable. also her not being able to stay that mad for long because she finds it too funny
- like being on set with her and tripping over some wires that she specifically told you were there

• when you're stressed:
- she'll let you play with her hair
- she'll cook your favourite meal and the both of you will snuggle up together on the sofa watching your favourite film to eat it

• being a little bit surprised when you found out she was a big heavy metal fan
- going to heavy metal concerts together

• going to as many broadway and theatre she's in as possible

• you don't really post anything on social media because the both of you like to keep your private life private but you definitely won't miss the opportunity to promote her movies and etc on it

• when you have an anxiety/panic attack:
- she will always ask if she can touch you before anything else
- she'll drop everything she's doing just so she can help you
- 'look me in my eyes'
- 'darling, breathe with me'
- she'll trace patterns on your palms to give you something to focus on afterwards

• daily reminders for eachother:
- 'i love you'
- 'remember you're beautiful'
- 'eat, drink and remember to breathe'

• when she's wearing her glasses >>

• she likes teaching you different phrases in french, german and spanish

• having deep, philosophical conversations late at night

• getting asked how to pronounce 'weisz' all the time

• 'melina vostokoff could shoot me with that rifle any day'

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don't ask because idk