𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

convo cuts part five | mcu

natasha romanoff/mcu

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tony: y/n no

you: y/n yes

pepper: y/n no

you: y/n maybe

nat: y/n no

you: y/n no

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tony: if you have ten cookies and someone takes away half, what will they have?

you: a broken hand

steve: five y/n, they'd have five cookies

you: not on my bloody watch they won't *mumbling* tryna take my cookies

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you: why does everyone accuse me of having a favourite team member?!

sam, shocked: you don't?

you: NO! i love natasha and non-natashas equally :)

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*you watching nat, maria, wanda and carol train*

you, muttering: someone's trying to kill me aren't they...

tony, behind you: we're onto you

you, scared af: i gotta go- gay- got to go, i mean go-

peter: sus

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pepper: if you give the kids grapes you've got to cut them in half first

you: h- how- what-

wanda: the grapes, y/n. cut the grapes in half, y/n

you, whispering: the grapes, not the kids...

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steve: i'd say i'm an early bird

clint: i'd say i'm a night owl

nat: i'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon

you: oo can i be a seagull, shitting on people and stealing their food :)

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clint: appreciate the small things in life

you, hugging nat: nawh, i wuv you

nat, pouting: i'm not that small

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you, out of nowhere: i bit a kid once...

bucky: ok.

wanda: w- why?

you: dude tried to take one of my grapes

peter: I HADN'T HAD LUNCH YET

you: DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STEAL MY GRAPES

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maria, shaking your hand: hi, i'm maria hill and you are??

you: not as straight as i thought, apparently

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sam: top reasons to get married?

you: firmly saying 'that's my wife!!' and knocking someone out in one punch