[currently editing]
this book will be full of shorts, imagines, one shots etc
female celebrity/character x female reader (platonic, romantic or relative)
beware. this is my first crack at writing so the first- the chapters are crap.. aha
best rankin...
just little snippets of life as her wife because yh. these are supposed to be funny and odd
DISCLAIMER!! y/n is pregnant in like one of these because for some reason
this is my personal therapy aha
NOT PROOFREAD!!
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"okay, was that you or the cat?" you asked the blonde who sat next to you on the sofa
she didn't reply, only stared at the cat, nino, beside her
"kateeeee, you bloody stinker" you whined as you ran to the kitchen to grab a face mask
when you walked back into the living room, wearing a blue face mask, kate's face turned to a pout
"sorry, it was the avocado" she exclaimed "silent but deadly"
"more like silent but atomic" she gasped at your statement
"have you smelt yours?"
you quirked an eyebrow "no i don't tend to sniff my own farts"
"oh but you sniff mine?" as she retorted it was blonde's turn to raise a brow
you huffed at her reversal and proposed an idea "let's blame it on nino, yeah?"
kate gasped at the idea "you'd blame our child?! what did my sweet little boy do to you!?"
in no time at all you were both in fits of laughter
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you were currently being interviewed on the red carpet for your new movie, 'the bubble', on netflix. you costarred with the likes of karen gillian and of course, your wife, kate mckinnon
unfortunately you and kate had to arrive separately as you were craving apple juice, like full on craving, and your loving wife didn't want you to wait for the premiere to end
"so, y/n, how's pregnancy fairing you?" the woman interviewing asked you sweetly
"apple juice. i'm honestly craving apple juice" you deadpanned which earned you laughter from not only from the woman but a couple of people nearby
"where do you think kate is? she's buying apple juice. i said it can wait but she didn't 'want me watching people drink at the after party while i just have water'" some people awed at your explanation whilst some continued to laugh
as the interviewer was about to ask you another question you felt a presence behind you and soon felt that same presence lick behind your ear which made you shudder. you didn't need to turn around to know who it was "that felt weird" you shuddered again. the only reason she could lick there was because your hair was tied up
she quickly bowed to one knee next to you and raised a carton of apple juice "m'lady wanted juice and i provided"
"did you just do the red carpet with a box of juice?" you questioned the comedian who was still on one knee
"yeah, i posed with it and everything"
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"y/n y/l/n, where is the toilet roll!?" you heard the echoed scream of kate
you shouted back "on the roll?"
"oh really, i didn't check there" you laughed at her sarcasm because you remember using the last bit and not replacing it just to spite her
it was revenge in a way for kate had done the exact same thing to you only a couple of days ago
"can i have some more pleaseeeeeee?"
as you made your way upstairs with the roll you seriously debated leaving it outside the door just to add to the struggle
"what's the magic word?" you teased, standing on the other side of the door
"pleeeeease"
"nope, try again"
"i wuv you?" you could practically hear the pout in her voice
"nice try but wrong again"
it went silent for a solid thirty seconds before she spoke again "abracadabra"
you opened the door - only slightly - and stuck your arm in with the roll in hand "took you long enough"
"yeah, yeah" she snatched the roll and you shut the door
"i wuv you too by the way"
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"how do you love me? i'm like a crazy cat lady" the blonde pouted from her position in the doorframe
you furrowed your brows in confusion but answered nonetheless "what's not to love about a crazy cat lady? you have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady"
(quote from wifey herself)
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as you were just about to fall asleep on the sofa waiting for kate to come home the door opened
"honey, i'm homeee" she called ironically which put a smile to your face
within a few seconds you could feel her breathing on your face so, with your eyes still closed, you stuck your tongue out and licked. you ended up licking her chin
with opening your right eye you could see how her face scrunched up but kate recovered and retaliated by licking your forehead
"ah" quickly, you pulled her into you. she ended up laying on top of you, head in the crook of your neck and messy bun of blonde in your face
"that's for licking me!"
"you licked me first!"
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